A guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer. Beer has hot blonde clad in red bikini on the label. Guy finishes beer. Blonde on label rewards guy by stripping her bikini off. True story.
Skinny Blonde beer uses ink that disappears with heat - and beer - to create this cheeky marketing ploy. The brainchild of Hamish Rosser, who plays the drums for Australian rockers The Vines, and his mates – actor Richie Harkham and artist Jarrod Taylor – it was a “drunken idea that actually worked.”
“It’s a really popular beer, more in the bottle than on tap,” says Crystal Lee, a barmaid at Bondi’s Beach Road Hotel, the first pub in Australia to serve Skinny Blonde.
“But that’s to do with the fact that the chick’s bikinis come off when people drink it,” she adds.
The beer, which has an alcohol content of 5.2%, is equally as popular among men and women – men for the bikini factor and women for the taste and the fact that it's a low-carb ‘healthy’ beer.
I'm not much of a beer drinker, but that might change if they start stocking Skinny Blonde here. Skinny Blonde is currently available primarily in Sydney, although it is possible to work out a deal with The Beer Store if you're desperate for an entertaining party drink.
This graphic here shows you that this blog you're reading is currently the Number 1 resource on Google for "kok we have sex". My mom will be so proud when she finds out.
Exhibit C
For no particular reason I suddenly post a picture of a naked Miranda Kerr arching her back while reclining on a couch.
Thank you all for your patronage and I hope to bring you more quality porn in the near future.
Here's a brazen Singaporean couple that isn't shy about displaying their fetish and sexual exploits on the web.
On their blog, http://kailing86.blogspot.com, the guy, who goes by the pet name Dar Dar, openly displays a fondness for having his toes sucked on by his girlfriend, Kai Kai.
Dar Dar also makes outrageous claims like having sex 192 times on their anniversary, and 113 times at a hotel during a Christmas celebration.
Kai Kai doesn't deny sexual activity on her part. On the tag board, she writes, "I'm not scared of sucking his toes," and describes performing various sexual acts like rimming and fellatio.
Naturally, the couple has attracted flak from netizens. Visitors have left comments labeling Dar Dar as "ugly" and "psychotic", and the couple as being in a "disastrous relationship".
Local celebrity blogger Xiaxue picked up on this and tweeted about them, which led to a barrage of hateful messages left on their tag board. The couple have since restricted access to their blog. Certain entries are still viewable through Google's cache of the website.
Eagle-eyed readers have suggested that this could be the work of a possessive, jilted Dar Dar. Several angry posts written in January 2010 clearly express his displeasure at Kai Kai going out with male friends.
They appear to have patched up their differences though, with recent posts showing the couple enjoying a Valentine's Day date together, and Dar Dar describing having sex more than 200 times.
Responding to comments, Kai Kai describes Dar Dar as "a very perfect and good boyfriend", while Dar Dar labels detractors as "jealous".
An unusual, loving display of affection, or extremely ill-advised? You decide.
Amar writes: “It has come to my attention that as I grow older, girls get more and more self conscious of themselves. This hurts me, because every girl is beautiful in their own way...so tell them, it’ll make their day.”
It was a nice, simple gesture that caught on and led to 1,127,229 people ‘attending’ the event, which occurred two weeks back from Feb 11 to Feb 14.
I took a liking to this too and made a mental note to send out messages on those days. Being a guy though, I naturally forgot. Guys are genetically programmed to forget important dates, only to remember many, many days later when everything’s over. Like today.
Better late than never though, so hello all you girls out there, you are beautiful in your own special way.
IN THE NEWS RECENTLY: An Australian banker was caught looking at semi-nude photos of Victoria's Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr while his colleague was being interviewed on TV. Well, who can resist the womanly charms of Miss Kerr?
Keep an eye on him from 1:05 in the video.
The awesome Kerr has come out in support of the banker, saying she hopes the banker keeps his job. And yes, he kept his job. Hey, banks actually have common sense!
Now excuse me while I melt. Harrow Mizz Kerrrr....
