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Wednesday, June 11
WHAT IN THE WORLD
I was kicked by a lunatic today. A lunatic that looked like the one below. Okay, I was around the Orchard Road road area somewhere near to the Man Utd store and this lunatic ran from across the road where he was shouting at the people sitting at the bus stop to me. I have no idea why he ran to me but I can honestly you I wasn't very comfortable about him making wild gestures at me.
Ooh yeah. Then he blocked my way and shouted "WHY YOU BRING BAG! INSIDE GOT PARANG IS IT!" and some other incoherent stuff. And then he kicked me. When I raised my hands indicating peace. I stepped back with arms still raised and I think he finally got the message that I wasn't going to do anything. Lucky him. If he had done this while I was in a bad mood say, yesterday, who knows what I could have done. I have tons of witnesses and even some biker who stopped just in case I needed help you loony. I could have called the police to send you to Woodbridge but I didn't. You could have been jailed for assault. On a guy who's just trying to find a toilet. But I didn't. All I did was to go back to the Man Utd store to complain to Peishan. And find another toilet.
The biker told me to elbow and retaliate the next time I meet such people. I'm more of a peacemaker than a fighter but I just acknowledged his help.
Here's what he looks like.
People may think I talk cock sing song play mahjong (which is true because I talk cock, sing songs and play mahjong) but at least I'm the wacko kind of crazy. He's the loony kind of crazy. I seriously thought he would hurt me because he chased me for so long. I can also honestly tell you I was looking over my shoulder every now and then after that to see if he was still following me. Now I have a phobia of people wearing lime green shorts.
WHAT IN THE WORLD...getting kicked by a loony along Orchard Road...
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