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mop.
Sunday, September 24

don't steal my mop! this is MY mop! you get your own mop!

Why did the turtle cross the road?
Monday, September 11

Well, just for the record,

1. Adriana Lima
2. Vivian Hsu
3. Anne Hathaway
4. Fiona Xie
5. Jamie Yeo

These 5 ladies are HOT man! In all likelihood, you'll disagree and in all likelihood I'll say you have bad taste, so in all likelihood, we'll end up agreeing Snoop Dogg is hot because he doesn't wear his hood in all likelihood.

Right then, I haven't been writing due to work, blog copycats, failed attempts to balance Care Bears and harrassment by gay Indians etc. Notice the 'etc'. I just want you to know it doesn't stand for Electric Company. It stands for, hold your horses, hold your boobs, bloodyindianwhosatbesidemeonthetrainand askspornographicgayquestionsandmakespornographicsounds.

I still can't write regularly now because I'll be entering the SCDF for NS in a few hours to be a FIREMAN! Like well yeah, the kind of firemen who save cats stuck on trees and come and fix your leaking toilet and all that stuff.

Anyway, I'll not have regular access to the Internet so if I do write something here, it will probably appear sporadically.

Thank you all, and I'll try to revive this blog for you. I was disillusioned with blogging, but hell, I'm gonna be a FIREMAN! And what do firemen who probably aren't ever going to be a firemen do? They try and revive stupid dead blogs! Hell yeah!

Be out on Friday morning, wish me some iron lungs and muscles to get through all the running and push-ups...

Corny answer to title: To get to the Shell station. Ha!