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Sunday, February 27


Monday, February 21

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Friday, February 11


the festive period's TOTO prize is $3 million
my mum says that she got the rabbit to pick out 7 numbers before and she won
so today she tore up paper and wrote numbers on them
and got the rabbit to eat them
the rabbit ate 6 pieces and ran away
my mum and dad ended up following the rabbit around the house.
they placed a leaf of cabbage beside the scraps of paper
the rabbit, ate the cabbage first
when it finished it wandered around nearby in circles
trying to tip over the dustbin
my mum and dad took out more veggies
this time, spinach i think
or some vegetable that looked like spinach to me
this time round it finished the 'spinach'
wandered around nearby waiting for food
before nibbling a scrap of paper!
my mum and dad hurridedly opened up the remaining scraps (picture)
to see what the rabbit had eaten
and the rabbit ate these: 1, 7, 9, 25, 27, 32, 38

afterwards the rabbit still wanted food so i gave it a carrot.


Thursday, February 10


i was looking through my former secondary school class's Friendster page when I happened to chance upon these gems of memories written by Khairil, Arsalan and Ruixiang. I suppose people not from the class wouldn't really be able to get the funny part or meanings of some of these, but I'm putting them up anyway for those who were.
makes you really miss secondary school days.


eating sweets is good.
eating sweets in mrs gan class is bad.

talking cock is good.
talking to KOK is nonsense.

reading book is good.
reading book and digging ur nose at the same time is bad.

posing for class fun pic is good.
posing like one dead bimbo in both pic is bad.

surfing the net is good.
surfing porn and denying it, is bad.

sleeping is good.
sleeping in every class like sleepgod/dog is bad.

asking qns is good.
asking toopid qns like shuan min is "xtra" bad.

wacthing movies is good.
watching resident evil in class a good idea.

donate money is bad.
donate money to class fund even worse.

disturbing teacher is good.
disturbing miss ho is even BETTER. hah.

wearing sandals is good.
wearing sandals with socks is hilarious.

playing with mr steven tan tiong bee is good.
playing with mr steven tan tiong bee's mole is bad.

having a class of 36 goondoos is good.
no regrettes no one is that bad aight.

Joining CTSS was good...
Leaving CTSS was bad...

running during soccer games is fun
running during tarf club in recess time is not fun..

catching insects for fun is fun
catching insects for no reason is cruel..

wearing shirts to exercise is comfortable
wearing polo-tees to exercise is a stupid idea..

cleaning our tables in class is a must
cleaning the tables in the canteen is a chore for us and is a MUST for kok

talking in class wif the fans spinning is cool...
talking in class is hot when the fans are switched off suddenly by Miss Choy...

seeing kok do things is entertaining...
seeing kok ganna bullied makes some of us feel 'hot'...

refilling drinks for myself is ok..
refilling drinks for other ppl is unpleasant..haha

being punished for watching Resident Evil is nothin..
being punished for doing nothing during national day parade 2002 is very phuck up...

singing stupid songs in class is amusing
singing Triple H's song to Miss Ho is even more amusing..

kissing ur loved ones is a sign of affection...
kissing a guy means u wan to have a go at his ass and is very disturbing

looking at the scenery ard the skool is relaxing
looking at the dustbin will do no gd to u and makes ppl feel scary of u...


Wednesday, February 9

if you haven't known,
i'm this miserable party pooper
who doesnt exactly like celebrations or gatherings
so now we have Chinese New Year
yay.
when i grow old
i'll marry a girl who doesnt really like Chinese New Year too.
we'll abscond every year if we can.
maybe we'll visit our parents the day before
but till then, i'll just collect the money.


Friday, February 4

random thoughts.

1.
i want to listen to Coldplay.
they make great music.
but they make me feel melancholy after listening.
i should not.

2.
when i was paying for stuff at Liberty Market just now,
the cashier called me 'Uncle'.

3.
i'm reaching home exhausted and plopping on my bed to sleep immediately these days. the one week break RP has has come at a good time.

4.
should i let the rabbit out?

5.
the semester is ending.
i should start clearing my 'leave' and be skipping more classes

6.
where's the nailclipper?
where's the shaver too?

7.
i want breaded prawns from Old Chang Kee.

8.
my bank balance has gone down to 3 digits.
i hate that thought.

9.
i've got unfinished posters and stuff to do for Open House!

10.
zhi jia is far too overworked.

11.
why is RP becoming more like Zouk.
they're blasting all these electronic music downstairs.
even i could move to these tunes.
but this is a school!

12.
i hate Chinese New Year.

13.
what will i wear tomorrow for the fund raising event at kovan?

14.
my dad is insane.
he put two luohans together in the same tank along with other fishes
prepare for war.

15.
where is kovan exactly?

16.
i'm pleased with my grade for the system analysis test.

17.
i hope i can ace the system module.

18.
i hope i get a good grade for the marketing test.

19.
i hope i can ace the marketing module.

20.
i dont want to know what i got for the accounting test.

21.
i should turn on my handphone to check for messages.

22.
i should listen to the Bee Gees.

23.
if i'm whiny, disinterested and sullen these days, i apologise for the behaviour.
i'm feeling...jaded.



24.
i want to sleep.


Wednesday, February 2


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i played Mahjong on the laptop when I got home from school and I managed to painstakingly assemble this hand (my hand is the bottom one) and was waiting to win when WAH LAUUUUUU THIS STUPID AUNTIE LOO WINS WITH SOME STUPID HAND

WAH LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STUPID AUNTIE LOO LOUSY HAND ALSO WANT TO WIN SMILE SOME MORE YOU STUPID AUNTIE !#$!%&!@#%$


Tuesday, February 1

guy smiley

god put a smile upon your face.