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Friday, October 31
Ahh. I just realised that I innocuously drew something pornographic in the Background. I didn't know that!! I didn't even mean to! Its just a few swipes of the brush!! I looked at it just now it looked like...like some female genitalia. Ahh craps. If you can't spot it than never mind. Don't try to. Nevermind....now I have a pornographic blog. Oooh yeah. Something different. YAY! HOORAH! BLAH. I'm a pervert.
Attendance And Leave Report For NG KOK KAI (SIT-BC)
27 Oct 2003 G103-5TA0302A 15 Present
28 Oct 2003 G105-1TA0302A 16 Present
29 Oct 2003 C103-2TA0302A 16 Absent
30 Oct 2003 C101-3TA0302A 16 Absent
31 Oct 2003 G101-4TA0302A 16 Absent
03 Nov 2003
Now my attendance for this week is crap. Absent for 3 days in a row uahahaaa. Should I go on the last day of school hmmmm.....ahh why did I post my attendance up in the first place! Oh jumping jellybeans why did I type this post in the first place. AHh never mind.
HELLLLLOOOOO....EVERYBODY LOOKS VERY SEXXAAYYYYY TODAY.....
Thursday, October 30
I have a headache. I feel trapped. I feel insecure. I feel possessed.
I collapsed mentally today.
The bad-boy side of me, a me that hasn't appeared in a long time, seems to have resurfaced these days. I think I may have schizophrenia. Sorry. I'm so sick and tired of school. And jerks. Sigh.
I've pleaded for something aesthetic these few days to occupy my mind. Something to take my mind away from the unpleasantness of having to face one-dimensional, boorish jerks whose lives revolve around some f______ game. Something that can allow me to unleash whatever ounce of creativity I have left in me. Give me something. Please.
I need to do this. Sleep. And Dream. Something aesthetic.
Right now I dream of a world. A magical world where there aren't people. A world where there are...I don't know. Just a place where the only people are the nice people I know. The majority. No minority. Of brainless jerks. That'd be perfect.
Right now I dream of having a channel to unleash my ideas. I do have lots of ideas in my mind right now, but these jerks are decimating them. And I'm not letting that happen. Please. Go away, jerks. I want to go back to space. Where I came from. And bring all the wonderful people I met in Earth along with me. To live a better life. My eyes are getting wet here. I think I'd better stop. Not.
My future
I know one day, for sure, I'll leave this paper chasing society called Singapore. It's making me schizophrenic. I don't have patriotism in me. I'll never be able to leave for outer space. Or even the sky. Maybe I'll go to Australia. Sydney perhaps. To start afresh or to visit some nice people I know living there. Maybe Amsterdam in Holland. I don't know what lies in future for me.
I'll just live one day at a time and see where it takes me. Sigh. Somebody save me. Sometimes I just need to sit down and enjoy the simple things in life. Like playing with a rabbit. Or the simple joy of buying a tee you like. Or even playing a bad game of soccer. An idea just came to my mind. Maybe I'll use that to take my mind off these matters.
I am unpredictable.
Countdown: 4 days before exorcism of the ghouls toying with my mind.
Monday, October 27
Who will sleep with me tonight? I'm scared.
Myself?
Nah.
!!!
Maybe its best to sleep alone. It's not that scary after all.
Or does anybody want to join me?
Don't think dirty.
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"how old were you when u took those pictures? you look quite young in them. haha" - calvin
Hey I took them on SUNDAY. *speechless*
Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!
Okay so this is what people do when they have too much free time. Go to some outdated lousy fad site and create some stupid quiz and start asking everybody to do it. I have too much free time eh. uhahaaa stupid quiz. anyway if it doesnt work then dont bother. THats the problem with these silly fads...you dont know how they work. Ahhhh crap. JUST DO IT! hmm nike. ahh okays *shutup*
Saturday, October 25
*serious*
There will be no crap in this post. And that's final. Maybe there will be crap. Ahh I've started. Crapping.
Now what has this blog got to do with the ECOSYSTEM? Apparently this blog was used, or tracked or whatever by some people conducting experiments on god-knows-what around June. My god. Ecosystem? My Blog? I don't see a link. Unless crap is part of the ecosystem.
I've just read a site that's struck something in me. The serious part of me. The part of me that's struggling with being maligned.
Now what people don't see me as is a person whom you can discuss political or contemporary issues with. What I think most people view me as is a bumbling clumsy sort of person, child-like, filled with weird ideas. Well, I can choose to act all serious, fit the description 'mature', use poetry to express myself and claim philosophers are cool if I want to. But I choose not. It's MY choice and I've chosen to be this weird eccentric many people have know me to be. Instead of someone serious whom you discuss metropolitan issues with. My life's brighter this way.
At the end of the day, you still need someone whom you can laugh with. Or at. I've decided to assume that role. Hell to lawyers and politicians - eccentricity is my middle name, embedded in me. You only have one childhood. I'm still holding on to the remains. Don't confuse it with immaturity.
The University Of Madness Oath
I,
staff or student in the University of Madness
pledge to be insane
but not be a bane
have the virtues of eccentricity
and creativity
embedded in oneself.
Amen.
Thank You. G-Day!
*back to normal*
will someone tell me..................
WHAT HAS MY BLOG GOT TO DO WITH THE ECOSYSTEM AND EXPERIMENTS!?
okay then I'll post something to do with the ecosystem.
Water drops, condensation blahblahblah.
It's good isn't it? Oh go on say it is even if you think its not just to please me. What's the use of having a blog if you can't brag about yourself sometimes?? hmmph uhaha sorry~
Friday, October 24
I think one can learn the art of going off-track from the cartoon "Sheep In The Big City". I still watch it these days...uhahaa I'm not ashamed to admit I still watch cartoon network now...WHATS WRONG WITH WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK! THEY'RE CREATIVE! okays back on track hmm...oh yah. I think this "Sheep in the big city" cartoon is spiffingly hilarious. They always end up offtrack....and honestly sometimes I've modeled how I write from there and some of my crappy ideas come from that cartoon too. SO everybody, WATCH A CARTOON NOW! uahhaaaaa *promoter*
Oh yah. There was this silly segment at the end of the cartoon...the "Ranting Swede" or something like that. He complains about rubbish and rubbish and rubbish. Hmm yesterday when I watched the cartoon he was ranting about coffee tables and every drink wanting to have a table from now on. Like Orange Juice tables, Tea tables, Milk tables, Lemon Tea tables and nonsense! Uber irrelevant! uahahaaaa and then he concluded that there wasn't going to be any place for his shoes if every drink wanted a table in the house...silly cartoon.
Some cartoons are boring, crap, rubbish. This one's a 5 star cartoon. uhaha OKAY OKAY I'LL STOP MY PROMOTING lalala hmmphs
oh yah. Who says I get more boring when I'm older?? Alan!! HOW DARE YOU hmmm I seem boring because people don't respond to me. SEE?!!?! uhahaaa now you say I'm a 'siao' boy because I called your HP, house, HP then house phone yesterday. AHHHAAA your punishment. Run to this phone that phone. I think I was more boring last time....remember Mr Kok's (not me...the not-so-handsome one) tuition at Jurong East Alan? The one we used to go to??? And remember there was a time I was so bad tempered you, Cherie and hmm DOrothy were so afraid of me??? And a certain Mr. Teo Zhi Han bore the brunt of my anger. Lalalaa. Who says I'm more boring when I'm older. Rubbish.
As (more) punishment I'll send you for some plastic surgery at Kok Clinic.
BEFORE
AFTER 2nd 'surgery'
There! You look better don't ya? Or erm...maybe oops. Something probably went wrong at the doctor's office. Sorry uhahaah~. I think you look like Elvis Presley though. Or Elton John. Elvis and Elton fans are going to hound me for saying that.
Holiday in hmm 11 days time. I WANT MY HOLIDAY NOW! I DONT CARE I'LL SKIP SCHOOL...hello any facilitator/teacher/lecturer/monster teaching me who's reading this....mark me "Absent" next Monday and Wednesday
Wednesday, October 22
MY NEW CATCHPHRASE!!!
'You look very sexaaaaayyyy today...'
Yup. I'm a trendsetter tralalalalaaa~ *gone*
Monday, October 20
Hmm I wanted it to be sort of dreamy but I think it ended up rather ummm....gothic. or vampire-ish. I don't know...will work on it.
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I KNOW I KNOW BORING! 3 out of 3 comments have the word boring......I'm losing my eccentricity, my insanity, my everything....I'm turning into a HUMAN. From mad alien to HUMAN. BOOOOO!!!! give me time people. I need to recover *weary* *jaded* *tired*.....no mood to anything these days...hiatus.....maybe.
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so a little later after I wrote the paragraph above I went to the fuel station near my school with Justin. and I'm glad to know at least I'm still prone to doing the unexpected =). Okay so I got myself some chocolates and a can of soda and then we went to the church to eat. And I threw up at the church! Oh dear~ I know some (religious) people won't be happy about that...sorry...and then I decided not to go back school! uahhauaa SICK OF SCHOOL...literally sick of it...then I went to Marina Square all ALONE and wandered there...hmm I saw someone there but I didnt bother to call...because I'm supposed to be in school uahhaaa...anyways I told my facilitator to go ahead and give me a 'D' for the daily grade....I don't care...I've done well enough for Tuesday's module *boast* then I went back to school hmmmphs. and I went around the class telling people "you look verrry sexay today". *dead* again. at least I know I still have eccentricity in me. y.a.y.
Sunday, October 19
"By the way, you seemed rather moody today, Kok Kai. I am available if you need someone to talk to." - David Lee
Okay so at least my teacher/lecturer/facilitator noticed on Friday. I AM FREAKIN PISSED OFF WITH SLACKERS. Can't you at least take initiative? Or at least try? Don't just say 'cannot find information' when you didn't even try! What I'm more unhappy about though is that you can pass when you've practically played or chatted your way through 14 weeks...you get a C for the daily grade...but that's still a pass..which is basically SHIT because I seriously don't believe you deserve it. I'm not saying I've not slacked before...I do...BUT AT LEAST I TRY TO CONTRIBUTE...WILL YOU STOP PLAYING YOUR F*CKING GAME OR STOP YOUR F*CKING CHAT AND DO SOME WORK. sigh.....forget it. I'll just endure 2 more weeks of this SHIT.
The Adventures Of The Incredible Kok
I know...its cheesy...sorry...
Names of some nice people who comment in my blog used without permission...they fit in nicely gaaah
Chapter 1
Chapter 1: Epilogue/Chapter 2: Prologue
OR
Chapter 1½: Small Boobs Are Nice (sorry)
So here we have our two heroes trodding home (ooh...I just looked up the dictionary...there's this very long word above trod...trockenbeerenauslese...kind of German wine...everybody learnt a new word today) and yah hmmm..why did I write this in the first place. OH YAH. So they're walking home and they just realised they don't know where and how to walk home, and that's really the stupid writer's fault who wastes his time looking up useless 20 letter words in the dictionary instead of deciding how our heroes go home. OKAY OKAY!! I'll concentrate on the story
So Sir Kok and Captain Weep are bad in Geography, they can't remember how to get out of this forest, and they walk around aimlessly hoping maybe to meet the friendly elf they met just now or maybe find something, someone, some clue, somewhere as to what they should do now. Well the main thing they should do is to help the writer find his notebook because he's just misplaced it with all his stuff inside and he can't carry on without it.
Thursday, October 16
-REVISED POST 5th EDITION
One day I am going to report ABUSE of my ask question thingy on the right column. STOP ABUSING IT!
"u got gf" - monster
Now I have absolutely no idea why monsters want to know if I have a girlfriend but hmm....lets just say *undisclosed*
"u got gf" - monster (I know who you are...Goat)
Same question! ABUSE!
"kok" - Your Optional Name (I know who you are...Bryan)
Yeah? Oh yah YOU...I'll foul you the next time I play soccer with you.
"Got Question?" - Your Optional Name
I had 6 of these. WILL YOU CHANGE THE QUESTION!
[add Friday]
"Got Milk?" - Your Optional Name
I'm not a cow! Maybe HL milk. But if you're referring to some other 'milk' then err...
1. So is the earth round or flat ? Cognitive Processes
2. Do you agree on multi racial relationship? and why ? Culture & Communication
3. so is the water frm air better or the bottled water ? Cognitive Processes
4. so can we use predictions when counting stars ? Cognitive Processes
5. which is bigger ? chicken? elephant? dinosaur? Cognitive Processes
6. so do you agree that all balls bounce? Cognitive Processes
7. how do u define fat and beauty? Cognitive Processes
8. wad is social concept? Cognitive Processes
9. how do u do the working for inverse ? Computing Maths I
10. wad is permutation ? Computing Maths I
11. wad is the diff between permutation n combination? Computing Maths I- Kokky Pokky
JUSTIN! I really have to bow to you...you didn't come to school today yet you can still find a way to disturb me...WHY YOU STILL ASK THESE QUESTIONS...LESSONS ARE OVER! I'm sick of school! I even added in green what MODULE these questions come from GRRR. And who says I'm the expert in Cognitive processes...that's rubbish
Sigh. I'll answer your questions one by one Justin.
1. The Earth is ROUND for god's sake.
2. Depends on individual perception. Most Singaporeans are not ready to accept this yet.
3. Short term, bottled water better in terms of $$. Long term, water from air better.
4. Sure
5. Dinosaur
6. Balls between legs don't
7. Through individual perception and social concepts.
8. a concept that is built up over years by many people thinking the same way I think
9. Find determinant (ad-bc) first then 1/det * (d, -b, -c, a)
10. Permutation is a way to find the ways of choosing an object from many.
11. Order is not important in combination, and conversely, it is in permutation.
sigh...bad friday. gonna prolly spend my evening writing something again.
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"So is the earth round of flat?" - TA0302
its epillisical
"So is the earth round of flat?" - TA0302
its triangular. STOP ASKING THIS QUESTION! GO TAKE A ROCKET INTO SPACE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF
THERE! okays its not triangular. ITS ROUND OKAY!
"now you reminds me of glenn ong LOL" - yup, my optional name
*speechless* AHHHH? GLENN ONG? why him uhahaaa hmm *honored*
[add + add + add] (((lazy to do a new post)))
"balls between legs can bounce also" - wahaha
No they don't! Why don't you go and do some Jumping Jacks...balls on chests can bounce too...1,2,3,4,2,2,3,4 ahh *out of point* getting disgusting this question
why do u have to bow to me when u r my brother ? shouldn't I be the 1 respecting u?
n y must the earth b round? can't it change it's shape?
How cum my dog can speak so well ? - Kokky Pokky
JUSTIN! You can't live a day without disturbing me can't you? Hmm please take note that:
I am NOT your brother. WRONG PERSON! Neither are Lewis nor Jinjie my brothers. Nobody treats me seriously but I'm not bothered by that. I just wish some would see there's a serious side of me though.
I don't know if the Earth can change its shape...only Mickey Mouse knows the answer
Contact Guinness Book of (Round) World Records if you have a dog that can speak
Nobody calls you Kokky Pokky. That's mine.
You make a terrible imposter of me
which one do u prefer? ur brother kokky pokky or kelly? alan ? mark? or lulu? - Corky Pokky
Eh? Kelly? MArk? hmmm...Alan. Because I can bully him. Lalala~
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So I'm uber pissed right now. I just had a most unintelligent and unstimulating conversation ever with someone. Doesn't know what slackers are, doesn't know grades for a test are out, doesn't know what's going on, WHY EVEN BOTHER TO COME SCHOOL. I'm trying to be polite but its hard when someone keeps on asking you stupid questions. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR now I really appreciate intellectual people. Thank god most people I know now possess intellect.
"By the way, you seemed rather moody today, Kok Kai. I am available if you need someone to talk to." - David Lee
Okay so at least my teacher/lecturer/facilitator noticed on Friday. I AM FREAKIN PISSED OFF WITH SLACKERS. Can't you at least take initiative? Or at least try? Don't just say 'cannot find information' when you didn't even try! What I'm more unhappy about though is that you can pass when you've practically played or chatted your way through 14 weeks...you get a C for the daily grade...but that's still a pass..which is basically SHIT because I seriously don't believe you deserve it. I'm not saying I've not slacked before...I do...BUT AT LEAST I TRY TO CONTRIBUTE...WILL YOU STOP PLAYING YOUR F*CKING GAME OR STOP YOUR F*CKING CHAT AND DO SOME WORK. sigh.....forget it. I'll just endure 2 more weeks of this SHIT.
Saturday, October 11
The Adventures Of The Incredible Kok
I know...its cheesy...sorry...
Names of some nice people who comment in my blog used without permission...they fit in nicely gaaah
Chapter 1: Medieval yet Modern Times
There was a tale in the past that went something like this.
Legend has it that there was a knight that went by the name of Sir Kok. He was your normal daily average Sir that fought dragons and rescued princesses and did nothing much. What he was renowned for though, was his unorthodox way of slaying dragons that stood in his path. To be honest, he didn't really slay the dragons because he advocated the SPCD (Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Dragons) and like his friend Hagrid in another legend called Harry Potter, didn't really fear them.
Most of the time really, dragons get irritated and flame Sir and Knights because they're too irritating. Imagine this. A dragon is sleeping REAL peacefully when some Knight that doesn't have common sense (how do you fight wearing metal) comes on his horse/donkey/cow/whatever and starts poking you with a sword. If you're sleeping peacefully and are dreaming of your boyfriend/girlfriend you wouldn't want some tiny metal thing poking you right? Sir Kok knew how irritating this was as he had been disturbed in his sleep before by his pet rabbit poking him with god-knows-what and jumping on him. So with this in mind, he devised a plan of getting past dragons and used it to great effect which I won't elaborate on here because it's kinda X-rated.
Now, most dragons are really nice docile creatures. They are, if you don't go around and poke them with metal things while they're sleeping. Most of them appreciate a good laugh too. However, they can be pretty gullible at times...for example...if someone asks them to take care of someone (like a princess) they readily do it. And they get misunderstood for it. Now someone exploited this.
That someone was Alan Frank. Sinister stepbrother of the Paul Frank monkey. He's the monkey seen acting in the Powerpuff Girls as Mojo Jojo...Alan Frank's his real name. But that's his part time job. His full time job would be to secretly capture damsels and throw them to gullible dragons and plead with them to babysit his erm, princess for a while. Sir Kok knew he had to stop the mastermind of these evil plots.....Alan Frank.
So Sir Kok set about to battle with Alan Frank. He reached for his er, handphone, and dialed the number for his Number One sidekick. Sir Tok. Then he quickly cancelled the call because he just remembered Sir Tok was working in his job as a erm, salesman, that day. That left him with his backup sidekick...ahh...whatshisname...Captain Weep. No, he doesn't spend all his time weeping (sorry)...its his name. Now this was a dangerous combination of wit and intelligence...but both of them were rubbish at reading maps (they're not actually...Sir Kok's 2nd best subject is Geography but for the sake of this legend let's just say it's the worst)...and were liable to get lost. But they trusted Sir Kok's psychological prowess and Captain Weep's complaining (?) would lead them to Alan Frank's cave.
They set about on foot because all the horses were booked by other useless knights. And they walked and they walked and they walked until they reached Mount Batok, where they got chased away by a Japanese superstar called Domoto Koni because they had accidentally walked in to her house and bumped into her cat. Oops. So they continued walking and walking and walking until they reached a forest. Now they knew through their photographic memory that this was the correct forest but they weren't sure how to plod through the forest to get to Alan Frank's cave. They turned right and turned right and turned right and turned right until they realized they were walking around in a square and were lost. Again.
Helpless, they slumped onto the floor, tired and weary. But lo and behold, an elf appeared! The friendly elf introduced herself as Guicevere and pointed them in the right direction (which was left actually) of Alan's cave. They immediately got up and resumed their journey but after 2.4 minutes ended up hailing a taxi to drive them to Alan's cave. Then they realized they should have hailed a taxi from the start and kept this legend shorter so that the typer didn't have to type so much and the reader didn't have to read so long and everybody can save their brain juice for something else more important. Like insulting Kok or whatever.
So they reached Alan's cave in 5.2 mins. They knocked on his door because his doorbell was spoilt. But then again villains don't have doorbells. So Alan opened the door and *censored*. Okay *uncensored* they were shocked at what they saw. What they saw was a normal monkey in t-shirt and 3/4 pants. Okay, nothing shocking about that...lots of monkeys wear t-shirts and 3/4 pants...but this one was wearing erm....a purple t-shirt and green 3/4 pants. Too horrible color combination for the heroes. One slap from Captain Weep who managed to open his eyes a slit and Alan Frank was left reeling, crying and yelled
"You dirtied my purple shirt!"
Erm. Yeah. So that was it. Alan packed his bags, never disturbed princesses again and didn't use dragons as freeloaders. That's why we still have walking dragons like erm, Michael Jackson, these days. And our heroes set off for home with Captain Weep complaining that they wasted money taking a taxi for 5.2 minutes.
And the moral of the story is, "Don't read ridiculous stories with bad endings and stupid morals." If you know what I mean by that. That's all folks. Geez...I sound like an old uncle...Thank you for reading. lalalala.
p.s. Alan I'm not trying to spite you..uhauha...I think you're nice enough to let me play you as the villain. Oh my god it's 3 in the morning.
Word count: 996
Friday, October 10
Words that describe me today
jaded adj
2. tired: exhausted, especially through overwork
sullen adj
1. hostilely silent: showing bad temper or hostility by a refusal to talk, behave sociably, or cooperate cheerfully
moody noun
3. bad temper: a feeling or display of sullen anger or irritability, especially one that begins suddenly or lasts a relatively short time.
No...nothing's wrong with the template..
I'm gonna use back the many faces one when the REAL me returns
I just don't feel that the current one really shows how I look inside now.
I can foresee myself losing my cool sometime soon.
I hope I'm wrong. I need some peace NOW.
"It's just a mood...I'll be alright in a couple of days. Hopefully tonight."
Tuesday, October 7
Hotmail® Inbox
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From : "Tan Lewis" (lewis_oct9@hotmail.com)
To : wat_lar@hotmail.com
Subject : REMEMBER!!!
Date : Mon, 06 Oct 2003 16:00:13 +0800
Dear, Mr Koky
You better remember to bring adobe photoshop disk tomorrow!!!
Last warning to you!!
u JAILBIRD!!!
Anyway see you tomorrow, have a great rest!
handsome,
Lewis' 03
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It's these simple messages that bring a smile to my face.
I think my handphone looks like a banana. I hate Nokia! I WANT MY LITTLE SONY ERICSSON BACK ARGHHHHH okay I'll read the email again. *smile now* ERICSSON! *frown* EMAIL! *smile* NOKIA! *frown* EMAIL! *smile* ahh okayyy I'll stop
Sunday, October 5
If you're from RP I'd suggest you STOP VIEWING NOW!
I thought I was eccentric enough but I think my Aunt's even more eccentric.
I don't know what's my Aunt up to these days. I used to go to her house last time for tuition with my uncle and I don't know what she's up to most of the time. She's very religious, goes to the temple very often and I don't know...I don't have any religion...does all sorts of weird things...she's eccentric...shouts "WOO!" when she farts and all sorts of things. And you know what!!!??! She went for some course. Big deal right?? Well, the course (or whatever) basically teaches you to tie 20 chopsticks with scotch tape together and beat yourself silly with it. And she paid $140 for the course!! I'm trying to be as sensitive as I can and not say its a waste of money but I can't help it. IT'S A WASTE OF $$$$! At least she gave my mom 20 chopsticks bound by scotch tape. Now my mom's beating herself with it. Oh dear. And now my mom wants to beat me with the magic chopsticks too...it supposedly massages and blahblahblah. The things they get up to.
*The Hall Of Shame*
EHHEHEE NOT READY YET! I'm going to upload it onto my school/friend/someone/whocares's server...uhahaa...I have my own part of the school's website. Which means I can set up a column of something like that if I want to. Lalala~ *boast*
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uhahaah I'm very bad here...sorry GS*~ last wednesday I think.
[00:11:45] GS: mr k u study maths already ?
[00:12:15] St. Kok: no
[00:12:57] GS: icic
[00:13:03] GS: tml u cuming ?
[00:13:05] St. Kok: no
[00:13:17] GS: .......
[00:15:14] GS: then tml test leh ?
[00:15:19] St. Kok: no
[00:15:31] GS: no wad?
[00:16:33] St. Kok: no
[00:19:27] GS: ........
[00:26:43] GS: dun miss ur LuLu~!! (8) mehz?
[00:26:53] St. Kok: no
[00:27:14] GS: hmm justin ?
[00:27:34] St. Kok: no
[00:27:51] GS: jin jie ?
[00:27:54] St. Kok: no
[00:27:55] GS: jeremy ?
[00:27:58] St. Kok: no
[00:28:08] GS: hafidz ?
[00:28:13] St. Kok: no
[00:28:18] GS: marc ?
[00:29:04] GS: renhe ?
[00:29:13] GS: qi wei ?
[00:29:17] GS: cheng fan ?
[00:29:19] St. Kok: no
[00:29:21] GS: fadzhil ?
[00:29:31] GS: eugene ?
[00:30:29] GS: rui ting ?
[00:30:44] GS: hmm i can't tink of any more guys already
[00:31:07] St. Kok: no
[00:32:51] GS: .....
[00:32:54] St. Kok: no
[00:39:48] GS: Mustapha Center ?
[00:40:00] GS: i tot is mustafa centre?
[00:40:11] St. Kok: no
Why am I linked with guys again ARGHHHHH first Lewis then Guice now you! The only guy I think I look gay-ish with is Alan...I don't know why...I just think that some people may view us as gay when we're together...HOW DARE YOU people...
*urgent press conference*
Statement of Declaration (or whatever)
Mr Ng Kok Kai/Kok/Kokky/Chicken/Cock/Idiot/Kiki/Jailbird/Whatever hereby declares that he is NOT a transvestite. He is straight, not gay, and would like to see some pictures of girls now. Maybe pictures of Guice Lynn ('wakaoz!') for going around and telling people I'm gay. Have A Nice Day and bear in mind that Ronald McDonald is sexy. I yak too much.
Kok
__________________
Ng Kok Kai
Head Professor
University Of Madness
06/10/2003
Saturday, October 4
Question & Answer Time
uhhahaa...messy entry here...to ask questions go the right column theres ask question thingy there blahblahblah...DONT press the button without changing the question blahblahblah
Ask Kok
"Your mum dont have other better name to name u issit?" - Fadzhil Suhairi
Fuzzy I will go to school and punch you! How many times you'd have to ask me this! GRRRRR
"why are you so weird?" - Anonymous
NOW WHO ASKED THIS HOW DARE YOU....uhahhaaa...I don't know really....EVERYBODY'S WEIRD! I'm NOT the weird one! WRONG THINKING! most people see (or I think they do) me as a bumbling clumsy fool or something like that.
AHH okay poll!
WHat you'd see Kokkai as????
Useless pervert 1%
Macho Strong Handsome Dude -5%
Bumbling clumsy fool 80%
Bamboo Stick 2%
Bird (Chicken, Ostrich etc) 18%
Nothing. Normal. 1%
Old grouchy fella 3%
Okay its final! I self-declare that most people see me as a bumbling clumsy fool
"fadzhil sucks right" - Hafidz Tan
erm...no Tan Muhammad Hafidzuddiin Bin Abdul Hadi (why ur name so long one) you didn't ask this...I asked this...was TESTING the thing what!!
"Got Question?" - Your Optional Name
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHANGE THE QUESTION! I HAD 7 OF THESE QUESTIONS
Comments. Some.
"i got to know about your site from the sit discussion forum. i think you loook real cute and your writings are real funny. are you interested to be friends?" -a girl from rp
OH MY. You're welcome.
"You better stop all your crap!...(blahblahblahblahblah)...the admistrator." -alvin chua
yayayaya...you're making assumptions...I'm going to be undiplomatic and launch a (foul) tirade here because its MY blog....on what grounds can you claim I'm the one who posted up the URL for everyone to see and not the actual poster of the message...what PROOF do you have that I'm trying to "boast" about my blog...I don't even intend to publicize the site to RP people as the school is unfortunate enough to have snot-nosed nincompoops like you who must poke their nose into everything and plaster their name everywhere without tact. I can't please everybody so be it...if you don't have anything nice to say then shut your big quibbling filthy mouth up. This blog IS supposed to be crap. I had intended it to be crap from Day ONE so stop all your false tactless insensitive assumptions you filthy piece of snotty monkey spit. Stop poking your irritating nose into everything...who the hell you think you are huh? You don't own the school. Simply, LEARN WHEN TO SHUT UP BASTARD. But then again I thought whatever senseless comments you left were a joke. Showcases how stupid and insensitive some people are. Get a girlfriend dude. She'll teach you how to be more sensitive to other people's feelings. lallaaaa I don't think you'll ever read this but I don't want to make enemies so let's allow this matter to rest. *peace* lallalala
THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING INTO MY HALL OF SHAME YOU BASTARD
Entrant Number 4: Alvin Chua
Crime: Defamation
I haven't got my Hall Of Shame up....once I do everybody watch out lalallaaa...
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