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Friday, February 28

Not going to dwell on results any longer. You get good spells in life sometimes and bad spells sometimes. I had a pretty good spell academically when I was younger and bad spell socially but I believe it has become a bad spell academically and good spell socially for like these past 4 years. Somehow I know it'll balance out one day. I do not believe in any God (even though I yell "Oh my God" quite frequently) but I do believe in luck. Kelly and Roszaimy have got it going for them academically and socially now and look to be blessed with some luck currently. Bah. Pretty philosophical and draggy right? Maybe I should be called The Professor Who Tries To Be Mad But Isn't And Sounds Like Some Boring Old Hag. Too long.

Something's on my mind is whether I look like a sir. You know, those sirs in the army and uniformed groups that scream their head off and scold you for moving too fast or moving too slowly. Some of my cadets have been addressing me as 'Sir' when I go back to school for SJAB training on Saturday and that is rather unbelievable. Read on and you'll know why.

MOST sirs have:
-Grouchy, ugly faces
-Muscular sometimes stocky bodies
-Crew cuts or dodgy hairstyles
-Hoarse, rough voices
-Shout at everything
-A boring personality
-No girlfriend
-Terrible fashion sense

While in my case
-wear sandals for training
-unkempt, long, messy hair
-wear t-shirts that sometimes have cartoons on them
-don't EVER shout at cadets
-a silly face that smiles too much
-a body that resembles a stick
-am known for being eccentric
-have a rabbit for a girlfriend

In reality, I'm not a sir, so... DO I LOOK LIKE ONE?