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Tuesday, April 8

The Kok..and stop pointing at me.

If anyone wants to rip my stuff at least give the poor guy who wrote all this some credit...and no my skin colour is not green, I am very healthy, I am not blind and I didn't do anything to my lips. Use this pic if you need my face. I don't like taking photos. Heh. I look like some Korean superstar don't I?

Nah (interjection)
Nah is a 3 letter word. And if you have been reading my definitions of key-words-you-should-have-in-your-vocabulary-but-are-not-in-the-Oxford-or-Cambridge-or-some mouldy-University-dictionary, you should know by now that 3 letter words are extremely dangerous. Oh golly. The most dangerous woman on earth must be Mrs Tan Bee Bee. Which explains her action of banishing a mushroom to sit in solitude at the side bench to smell and harm himself with chemicals. And ordering good people like Huang Yiwei to sit outside a Science Lab and play with ants. And making us mad by vandalizing our homework. And blah blah blah blah blah....

Right. Back to the point. Nah is just a longer term for no. No is just the abbreviation for it so that people do not have to waste ink and time by typing in an extra letter. That's all. However, even though it's meaning is rather simple, it's pronounciation - nah. To be brutally honest, most people pronounce it as Narrrr. The correct pronounciation according to Kylie Minogue should be Nnnn-ah. Or N-aaaahh. I think you should find that song where she goes Nanana like some mad lady. Or you should find that song by Train, drops of Jupiter I think, where they also go Nanana like mad people. There seems to be an infatuation with singers and Nah...maybe they should try 'no' instead. Like

Kylie:"can't get you outta my head, (some garbage), no no no no no no no no no no no no (carry on for an hour)."

Maybe Kylie Minogue should take some Panadol so that she won't get headaches and sing songs that make her sound like she's possesed. Heh. I just found out that if you spell Nah backwards you get Han. And if you jumble the word up you get Ahn. Hmm..isn't there a Korean superstar whose surname is Ahn...maybe I look like him! Ahhhh....

to be continued
With help from The Grim Weeper
this is probably my worst entry out of the 4 b'cos my sanity is returning..boo...


Hmm...asked Tok to help me enquire for a job at the Man Utd store...my course's finished temporarily...if they have one that allows for me to work on just Saturday and Sunday maybe I'll go for it...and yar..bull...Man Utd just lost to Real Madrid 1-3...how in the world are they going to get to the final? Arrrgh..