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Wednesday, April 23
Look! I'm levitating with one foot! Take that David Blaine...betcha can't do this!
I have no idea why I've been captioning pictures these few days...maybe it's because I've been listening to that Lemon Tree song too many times these few days. Bleach.
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Football stuff here. Hmm. Man Utd are out of the Champions League after that f*cking bastard Ronaldo scored 3 goals. Man Utd won this game 4-3 but it just wasn't enough. They lost the overall score 6-5 to Real. Real had like 5 shots on target in this match and scored 3, while United had like 13 and scored 3, with the addition of an own goal from Ivan Helguera. If only Ruud had not hit the post. If only Ole had not headed wide. If only Beckham had not blasted his free kick over we would have gone through in amazing fashion. I guess you can't have good things in your life always. Maybe God's been a little kinder in that United won this match but it's kinda disappointing to go out after our terrific performances in Europe this season.
Overall I was happy about 2 things. One was that United played a magnificent attacking game and secondly, was that the guy you see above was fouled constantly throughout the match. Maybe the Man Utd players saw him levitating too and thought it was horrible and kinda tried to stop him doing that again. I was also unhappy about 2 things. One was that Nicky Butt played liked a erm, butt. Another was that I HAVE TO PAY $5.40 FOR 9 SMS GOAL ALERTS. There were 7 goals and each one is an SMS, 2 for half time and full time scores, and I have to pay $5.40 for a match where United didn't really make it through the next round. Boo.
I'm not sure whether to take this as an ominous or good sign from God about my application for FSV. Ominous that good things are not coming my way or optimistic that this is a slight disappointment and he'll make it up in the FSV thing. Why do I even bother with God. Are you still hanging around there God? If you are then thanks for giving back my commenting thing. And just gimme one more thing in the form of FSV. If you do that I take back my words about you and promise to go to a church at least one more time in this life. And I previously vowed not to go to church any more on my own accord or unless someone special drags me there you know. Bleargh.
P.S. to answer a comment, why don't you try and listen to that Lemon Tree song? I dunno but it kinda brings out weird reactions from me whenever I hear that song. See what's it done to me. I'm typing a whole load of garbage. Maybe the next time it'll make me go and do the macarena in the street. Hmm. I think I can use my psychic powers here. You must be thinking
Natalie Imbruglia in Johnny English: "I'd like to see you try"
Right?
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