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Friday, May 30
When I say I take the train to school with morons I really mean it. And that was why I wore a shirt saying everybody was stupid on the way to school today.
Morons I saw
1.Some lady pretending to be pregnant by wearing those pregnancy dresses and you can tell she's not pregnant. Let's call her FPL
2.An idiot who gave up his seat to the FPL and didn't get thanked
3.Another idiot who's seating right under the 'give up this seat to blahblahblah' and didn't give up her seat to the FPL*
4.One person who tried to be asleep but looked more like something was in her eye
5.Some old man reading the very-not-eye-catching book of 'How To Have Good Sex'. With pencil in hand underlining stuff too.
6.A girl looking at everybody but ended up looking cross-eyed
7.A guy at Raffles Place who didn't see the Do Not Board sign and walked right in front of the door when train came**
8.Tons of ppl making the pilgrimage from the other train to my train running like madmen only for the doors to close before they reach
9.An idiotic big sized man who blocked the train door***
10.China people talking SO loud. Why do China people always talk so loudly.
11.ITE girl playing music so loudly and shaking to it...making her look like a possessed person. Gossip Folks was the song.
12.Some primary school kids talking about music and swearing so loudly. e.g. "Daniel Bedingfield...SH*T HIM!!!".
13.Indian guy obviously trying to intimidate everyone and wearing sunglasses underground. Wah. Very sunny.
14.A decent looking student. Didn't like his face and hair so he's a moron too.
15.People thinking they're very strong and not holding bars right beside them. Tripping when train jerks.
16.2 people trying to get to the same seat. Let's play musical chairs on the MRT
17.Somebody farting. Whoopee.
18.Everybody tapping their cards but no one tapping at the one for disabled persons. Nanny Nanny Poo Poo I got out before you.
19.Some girl wearing a striped tube-top with green checked 3/4 pants. Great fashion sense.
20.A lady that looked like Ms Dolly Sng wearing pink shirt, pink skirt, pink shoes, pink watch.
21.Another decent looking student. Another moron.
22.Two strangers wearing a white long sleeve shirt, black pants, black shoes, having ballpoint pen in shirt pocket. Could pass off as twins if not for different ugly faces.
*On hindsight she was clever...not giving up seats to FPLs.
**More b'cos of stupid Matrix ads being shown on the board. SMRT. Singapore Morons Running Trains.
***Also SMRT's fault. Building those black trains with only 10 seats on the whole train.
Moron here moron there moron moron everywhere. And I paid $3 for 2 rides. Arrrrgh. Maybe I should ride the bicycle to school.
[add]
Phyllis Quek just said on TV that football is a silly game. Why f*ck her. F*cking good.
Barcelona idiots say they can sign Ruud van Nistelrooy. Why f*ck them. F*cking Spaniards.
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