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Wednesday, July 30
WARNING!!! : explicit terms used. High level of nonsense too. If you're a prude or serious dude goodbye. hey they rhyme...prude...dude...good...bah (no bah doesnt rhyme)
Some people REALLY need to change the way they dress. And how they look too. I mistook the gender for not 1, not 2 but 3 people a few days ago. The first case was kinda because that GUY had long hair that kinda curled at the end and was wearing a sleeveless shirt. Not the rough, hunky type of sleevless shirt...more of the erm....girl kind of sleveless shirt. From the back I was thinking "ahh...pretty girl" and then when I walk closer "eeeek!!! it's a guy!!!". The second one was kinda gone case too...he had a ponytail and was wearing a pink satin shirt...you don't see many guys wearing pink t-shirts...those who do either have bad fashion sense or are sissys [edit: except robin]. The third one was this girl I thought was a boy. You know those kinda butches that have REALLY short spiky hair and like to wear polo tees and layers of shirts instead of bras cos they're REALLY flat...I think some guys have bigger boobs than them...some of them are rather handsome...not pretty but HANDSOME. sheesh. I think they're more handsome than me. yeah I know...go ahead and *bish* me
hmm...there's this classmate of mine that looks something like this.
Now this evil looking guy here isn't my classmate NOW...but he used to be (and I still wish he was). But now I have another classmate that looks like him. If you know what I mean. 2 classmates that look the same...both are a rare breed of guys that claim to know nothing about soccer but when they play play like Superman...both have birthdates in December....wait a minute...Weeping...if you're reading this...do you have a twin brother called Yaofeng?! Gosh...
I think I told Yaofeng (the classmate now) that he looks like Weeping (the ex-classmate) around 100 times already...he says I've been reading too many stories....he may be right though....maybe I've been reading and thinking too much...the last book I read was that Harry Potter phonebook written by that evil Rolling, Rowling, or whatever woman.
Ahh...
I've been late for school almost everyday for the past 2 weeks or so I think. Class starts at 8 for me every weekday which is kinda sucky because I like to sleep in late but then again, I've always been late for everything that doesnt really bother about punctuality. The teachers do ask sometimes when you're late but most of them don't. So now I've got a plan. If they actually bother to say I'm late for the pathetic 5-10 mins that I am, I'll show them this.
My new watch!
All you need is a marker!!! I know I ripped it from Dumb and Dumberer...but then again that was the only thing that I remembered from that lousy movie. So the next time you know you're late and the teacher's going to tick you off for it...do this! You're never late! yeah I know...go ahead and *bish* me again.
[added Fri 12.25pm]
To have your own personal watch that says you're never late
1.Have a marker.
2.Open the marker lah idiot.
3.Draw a circle near your wrist
4.Draw the straps
5.Write in your desired time. So that you're never late.
6.If you need assistance call my hotline listed somewhere in the right column
7.Have a nice day. And never EVER be late.
*bish*
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