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Sunday, August 31
hmm...I'm waiting for my hair to dry right now...I can't sleep with wet hair because if I do I'll wake up looking like a cockatoo. Some people can sleep with their hair wet and wake up with their hair all nice and neat. Well I can't!! If I go to school with a cockatoo hairdo teachers will say "oh another person with gravity defying hair blahblah" because theyre 2 other cockatoos in the class. and I'll turn crazy when my classmates keep on calling me weird nicknames the whoole day...I already have weird nicknames in the class like "adult male bird" and "Mrs Tan"....ahh whatever.
My mom refuses to buy Dove shampoo!! arrrgggghh!! Why doesnt she want to buy Dove shampoo! Now she goes and buy one bottle of Lux shampoo and I have to use it cos the other bottle in the toilet which is some sort of who-knows-what smell is even worse. She says that girl who advertises the shampoo....the Michelle Chia or whatever looks like a vamp but she still goes and buy Lux! ahhhhhhhh...I want my Dove gimme my Dove back. Hmm. I'm called a bird in my class. So birds use bird shampoo. Cocks (as in chicken lah) use Dove. Logical.
Reply to last entry comments:
Calvin: interesting idea!!! yo yo this is the crap crap rap...nananana....*to be continued
Alan: WHAAAAT??? My leg has no hair?? Okay...I might be called a chicken but even chickens have leg hair!! My leg is not a white hairless guy nerd's leg!!! chickens have feathers and leg hair!! okay...i detest armpit hair but not leg hair!!! hmm..I dont really like leg hair too on second thoughts. hmm...okay so I dont really like hair....blah..thats not the point! Girls are supposed to not have leg and armpit hair! Guys too! Shave everything off you pig!!! You were with me on Saturday and I was wearing shorts then...cant you see properly...come lah! Saturday showdown see who has more leg hair! hmmmmph! And you still owe me $10+money from Oliver musical. AHhh double if you lose the leghair challenge to me
On second thoughts it does seem like I have no leg hair. That's not true!! I dont know whats wrong with the camera! but then again now it looks I have a nice smooth leg. Which is nice.
My hair's still wet. Ahh phooey.
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Ah. Xiuhui said chickens have leg hair. I say chickens dont have leg hair. So I, Professor Kok, Head Professor of the University of Madness, will launch a study to conclude whether chickens have leg hair!
If you look at its leg closely, there isn't any hair! So there! Chickens have no leg hair...I don't care if you say what look closer or whatever...I don't care! It's final! Chickens dont have leg hair! I'm the only cock/chicken with leg hair! My...that chicken is fat...
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