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Tuesday, August 19
Thy am an immortal. Behold my psychic powers!!! May those who dare doubt me percieve and change their mindset!!!!!! Okay...I'm typing rubbish...
ahh....so what I mean is that I think I have a sixth sense. I can predict what colour shirts people are wearing even when I'm not seeing them!! pants are harder because well...they're harder. Not as in rock harder but as in harder to send psychic waves and use my psychic powers to see the colour in my mind. Bah....I'm typing nonsense again...
Behold and be struck in awe with the powers of The Incredible Kok. I hereby present you with 10 cases to prove my powers! Please pay $5.00 membership fee. Sign up and click here. Once you've signed up you can continue reading.
p.s. okay..I apologise if people feel offended with me pasting the chat log here...my psychic powers dont extend to feelings..if youre not happy with me pasting a certain chat's contents tell me and I'll remove it as soon as I get wind of it.
I RESPECT THE RIGHTS OF WHOEVER IM TALKING TO.
CASE 1: Mr P J Toh
Le God. says: lemme test my psychic powers
Pahjiao says: zzzzzz
Le God. says: you are wearing.....................
Le God. says: .................
Le God. says: ............
Le God. says: a blue shirt???
Pahjiao says: zzz
Pahjiao says: u can see ar
Pahjiao says: u hacker
Le God. says: correct ah????
Pahjiao says: ya
BINGO. 1 out of 1.
CASE 2: Guice
Le God. says: *testing psychic powers*
Le God. says: you're...................
Guice says: huauhauhauh LOL
Le God. says: hmmm...tough....
Guice says: shes the youngest thus very spoilt and demanding
Le God. says: you're wearing BLUE!
Le God. says: gahhh
Guice says: lol DARK BLUE
Guice says: okay
Le God. says: see my powers!!!!!
Guice says: lol you only get the top right huh?
Guice says: LOl
Le God. says: bah
Le God. says: okay then i'll try the bottom
Le God. says: hmm.........
Guice says: huehueeup
Guice says: lol
Le God. says: BLACK isnt it??
Guice says: NOT RED
Guice says: nopeee
Le God. says: harrrrrrr
Le God. says: youre not sitting properly!!
Guice says: lol huahuauh I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Le God. says: again!!!
Guice says: okay
Guice says: uhauhahuhau
Guice says: excuses
Le God. says: brown!
Guice says: hmm lol
Guice says: okay khaki brown
Guice says: AHH
Guice says: luck!
ah! luck! im not irish ahhaaha...dont care...2/3 correct! 1.66 out of 2.
CASE 3: Mr Clementi
Le God. says: carmen!!!!!
Le God. says: lemme test my psychic powers
Le God. says: you are wearing...............
Le God. says: .................
Le God. says: ................
Le God. says: a white shirt!!!
Le God. says: correct?
Clement says: ???
Clement says: wah..... how u noe?
woohoo...2.66 out of 3!
CASE 4: My fiendth
Le God. says: mm hmmmm
Le God. says: psychic power test
Le God. says: you are wearing a.............
Le God. says: ..............
Le God. says: .................
Le God. says: BLUE shirt!!!
Le God. says: correct?
`weep says: blue
CASE 5: Goad
Le God. says: goad
Le God. says: lemme test my psychic powers on you
Le God. says: you are
Le God. says: wearing
Le God. says: a
Le God. says: ....................................................
Le God. says: BLUE shirt
kenshin says: ....
Le God. says: correct???
kenshin says: how u noe
Le God. says: ahh haaah
kenshin says: yar
4.66 out of 5.
CASE 6: A guy named Leaf
PREDICTED: Green
WEARING: Green
5.66...aiya let's round it off to 6. So 6 out of 6 so far.
CASE 7: Kelly
PREDICTED: Yellow
WEARING: Orange
CLose enough. okay 6.5 out of 7. Let's round it off again. 7 out of 7!!!
CASE 8: Domoto Koni (xiuhui)
PREDICTED: Yellow
WEARING: White, Grey, Bananas (sorry!)
Xiuhui says: OKAY la..
Xiuhui says: im wearing a banana shirt then
1st one wrong. Stupid bananas!
CASE 9: My sidekick, The Incredible Tok
PREDICTED: White
ACTUAL: Orange
okay lar...battery low...that's why I have so many wrong now...my powers can only last for 6.5 people
CASE 10: Yammie
PREDICTED: Blue, White, Yellow
ACTUAL: Purple
gaaaah. Low battery. 7 out of 10.
Behold my powers...see the truth...be amazed at my mind-bending prowess...*bish*
For the psychic service hotline and to hire me please click here. Woohoo...I can predict what you're thinking...you're thinking that that link is a trick...no it isn't....you're too.....too.....predictable. bah...I'm still typing rubbish.
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