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Wednesday, December 17
Dear Rachel,
My heart was set on winning yours when I first laid my eyes on you in PE shorts. I was You are so pretty, the way your hair flutters in the wind, your voice sounds so angelic, the way you speak. I simply admire the way you walk, you speak, you dance, you jump, you bounce, you dress, everything about you!
I believe my interest, my infatuation has developed into romance. To put it simply, ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU I LOVE YA! I can't stop thinking of you day and night, and even in my (wet) dreams I dream holding your hand. You may not know it, but I live for your every word too.
When ever I see you my little brother Dick will stand up and he will feel like spitting. I have to tell Dick that he is very naughty and I have to hit him everytime and try to shield him from your glorious eyes everytime you breeze past me. I will hit him and punish him until he bows his head in shame and sits down again. Dick is a very naughty brother of mine. I promise I'll force him to sit down just for you. I'll do anything for you. Really.
Lastly, roses are red, violets are blue, every rose has its thorn, and my heart is bigger then your butt!
Will you be my girlfriend?
Love,
Raymond
I wrote this. Because Justin told me his friend apparently wrote a love letter somewhat similar to this. OHMYGOD..........
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