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Thursday, November 20
ASK UNCLE KOK
"i have smelly condoms & Kok sucks" - burp
Throw away the smelly condom! Then go buy new ones from some store. There's strawberry flavour, banana flavour, orange flavour, no flavour, durian flavour, Mickey Mouse flavour et al. Condoms remind me of Mentos. Yup.
"___________" - ________
Well the first thing to do if your keyboard has a problem with the _ key is to unplug it or throw it away and get a new one. Keyboards come in strawberry flavour, banana flavour, orange flavour, no flavour, durian flavour, Mickey Mouse flavour et al too.
"how long is ur dick?" - tok
Dear Tok, "dick", CANNOT BE MEASURED!!! Dick is defined by a dictionary as "a person's given name". And apparently some people have taken to calling me that. Simply because Kok=chicken/rooster/ostrich=cock=dick. Oh well. You can call me Uncle Dick too. Lalala.
"how long is ur dick" - tok
Fine then. I shall measure my middle finger then. Hmmph. Which amounts to....................10cm. MY GOD i didn't know my MIDDLE FINGER was so LONG. Okay okays I know I KNOW unnecessary details!
"how long is ur dick" - tok
Apparently someone was so desperate to know he asked 3 times.
"i have smelly socks & Kok sucks" -
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have smelly socks!?!?!?!?!?!? What's the big deal. Continue wearing them.
"how to be more happy?" - gnkokiak
Well you can start by smiling more. Or going outside and doing jumping jacks and shouting WOOO! at the same time. And indulging in whatever you want and need. Then you can be sad later on again when you're tired and bills arrive and money runs out. Good solution eh.
"do you like barney" - calvin
I love you, you love me, we are one big family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too? Ah see! I still remember the tune from Barney. Geez. Barney sounds like a flirt. But I think he's sexy. I shall sit on the fence then *neutral*
Have a problem? FRET NOT! Ask! Uncle Kok's here to help! Whether its a personal problem or something major like smelly socks, Kok can help! Replies usually take a few days and erm, don't move your cursor over my picture...to ask questions go the right column and scroll somewhere down. Lallaaa. I am smart. You are stupid. I have all the answers. You can start verbally abusing me now. *bish*
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