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Thursday, December 25
It's either the animals and insects are getting bolder or they're getting extremely bolder.
Coackroaches are helpful. They break down plant material and let new plants grow. But it's when they come into your house and break down your leftovers and start getting annoying.
Look at cockroaches. I have a phobia of them, I used to run, used to yell, to scream, jump whatever when I saw them. Not a very man thing to do huh. But then again I've never been real 'man'. Or whatever you use to define 'man'. They used to scuttle away whenever you walk near them, but now?! They just cast a wary eye at you and that's all. They don't even move when you put your foot next to them, but just sway their feelers lazily. HOW DARE THEY! So I take to whacking them with my shoe whenever I see them while I'm walking home at night. At least that helped cure a bit of my phobia. I don't crush them, that's cruel. Just whack and immobilise them and leave them to struggle until dawn when the cleaner comes and sweeps them up. Or let some ants go drag it to their nest. Hmmmph. HOW DARE THEY
Lizards too. I saw this huge lizard too when I was back at secondary school doing some stuff that day. AHhhhhhh CTSS. Don't know why I bother to go back. But I remember some ridiculous quotes uttered.
"We are not an ordinary school, we are an EXTRA-ordinary school!" - Mr Hang Kim Hoo
"Remember, we are not offering 'sleeping' as an O Level subject!" - Mr Lau Beng Hwee
Okays back to topic. House lizards! I'm not scared of them. But I do notice they're getting bolder too. Now they venture and run across the floor of my house. It's still not a common sight too, but the only image I had of them was one of them sticking to walls and running vertically and upside down. Spiders dont do that. They're lousy, they need a web. Spiderman should rename himself as Lizardman. Yup.
Ahh cats too. I know some people are scared of cats' tails or are allergic to their fur and so on. I'm not. I like cats. Doesnt matter anyways. But they're getting bolder too. I was having dinner with my cousin's family at a hawker centre yesterday and there's this black cat who comes and sits beside my chair. I think the black cat belongs to a witch who's cast a spell on it, enabling it to find wimps and soft-hearted people who'll drop food for it. So it just sat there and kept meowing and meowing. And I kept dropping scraps of food for it. Blah. Nothing too daring but then it suddenly jumps up...............naughty.
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
AHHH! I KNEW IT! I'm slightly schizophrenic!
It's either the animals and insects are getting bolder or they're getting extremely bolder.
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