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Monday, February 16
ASK UNCLE KOK
"i have smelly socks! HOW?!" - belle
"i have smelly socks! HOW?!" - belle
"i have smelly socks! HOW?!" - siao
"i have smelly socks! HOW?!" -
10 helpful pointers
1. if you have smelly socks you should wash them.
2. don't smell smelly socks*
3. ANNABELLE CHEONG! Stop playing with my form!*
4. throw them away.
5. bah**
6. you could turn smelly socks into sock puppets and call your puppet Mr Stinko.
7. Stuff the sock in your undies. See if you get aroused.*
8. Continue wearing the sock*
9. dunno***
10. dunno***
*don't try this at home
** on the count of 3, laugh ...1,2,3..... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (p.s. look at my effort)
*** nothing. trying to waste space
"are u a virgin?" - hehe
No. Yes. Dunno. Does masturbation count? Okays I've a theory.
1. All guys masturbate and watch porn movies
2. All girls have periods in return
3. Guys who don't masturbate are baboons. Baboons don't know how to masturbate
4. Girls who don't know how to 'pet the kitty' are hmm er. normal girls.
5. I know this is not related to the question at all. Sorry.
I've been molested before! ARGHH!!! (disgusting yes I know...stop going eewww now)
"i like ur email name." - wat lar.
okay. for those who don't know its wat_lar@hotmail.com. Whoopee.
"do u have a girlfriend, and would u want to have one?" - hmmm
*hushhush* answer withheld HAH! I don't go around publicising such stuff...I'M A DELUSIONAL SUPERSTAR....superstars dont tell people if theyre in a relationship or not HAH! btw...shall let things work out by themselves...and obviously it has to be THAT person...not anybody from the street. NOW WHO ASKED THIS QUESTION GRR.
"u should start ur own advice column, although i think it would be all crap" - a person who needs ur help
YOU ARE SO RIGHT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WIN erm. AH! A FREE DRINK! but i have no idea who you are. *prize forfeited* (hehehe orbee)
"wad poly are u from?" - tell u for wAd.
Republic/Redhill/Red/Rocky/Retarded Polytechnic.
"I keep havin sinus!! HOW?!" - belle
er. buy nasal spray? either that or go smell some smelly socks. yup.
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