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Friday, June 11
ASK UNCLE KOK
"I can't stop PCCing.. how?!" -zippy the cheater
PCC-ing, or the act of masturbation is OKAY! YES! IT'S OKAY as long as it does not intefere with your daily life and you dont do it until something breaks down and have the decency to find somewhere private when you do that.
"Whenever I wear boxers and jeans, I don't feel comfortable. WHat
should I do" -notlrahc
Pls change your boxers lah Charlton. You forever wearing that pair of purple boxers of course lidat lar.
"i have a problem with my undies...they're too tight"
Please check sizes before you buy next time ah boy......or ah girl. 'S' is for Sexy people, 'M' is for Modest people and 'L' is for....*drumroll* Lascivious (hard to spell leh) people. Or in short, 'L' is for people who have stuff and sausages that are too Long for their own good. Don't ask me what XL stands for.
"why is the t-shirt bra so expensive!!!!!" -shhh
Seamless T-Shirt bra. Super comfortable, perfect under clingy clothes for a smooth look. Lightly padded, adjustable straps, pretty lace back - from some lingerie shop
"how do u un-tame henpecked husbands???" -mistress tan
Go to a lingerie shop and buy a pair of 'S' sized undies and go parade it in front of your henpecked husband. Tat'll drive him wild. Alternatively, hide all his pairs of socks or just mess up his sock drawer or bottle cap collection which all henpecked husbands will have and that'll rile him up too.
And hey mistress, you left an earring in my bed. Pls come to my house tonight at 9 to get it. And wear your 'S' underwear.
god im getting lewder day by day.
"???" -too lazy to type [x6]
OI!
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