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Friday, April 30

This post here might be slightly more raunchy to the more conservative ones out there so...yeah....you know what to do. I've always seen myself as sort of lecherous and perverted in a good, i-can-still-control-myself sort of way but I don't know...can't help it I guess to have these thoughts. I think every guy does have these thoughts in their mind at some point but they just don't voice it out because they dont want to be seen as a pervert or they're too conservative. Or simple because they're a block of wood who's whole life revolves around CounterStrike or whatever game's hot right now.

So yah. I've always had these lingering thoughts in my mind. You know you're asked to strip (not everybody though I understand that) in front of a doctor when you're in primary 6? We go behind the curtain (at least this happened to me I don't know about other guys) and the (female) doctor starts to say take of your shirt and shorts. So we innocent young boys do what she says gingerly and nervously and strip to our underwear. Then she asks us to pivot around and to check our backbone and whatever nonsense she wants to do. Finally, ta-da! showtime. So....yah. "Take off your underwear." she says and we do it. But the most humiliating part I guess would be when she eyes our dicks and actually starts to FONDLE them. Rubbing and touching and lifting with her cold hands and god knows what else. So yeah. Horrible ordeal. Stop going eeewww or laughing. Stop it. STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

One thing I've wondered though is what happened to girls. I've asked around and yes been called lecherous for doing that ahaaa. So girls supposedly go behind the curtain in their PE shirts and shorts and the nurse pulls open their shorts to check for pubic hair or something and then asks them to lift up their bras because she wants to feel their budding breasts for breast cancer and stuff like that. So yah. That's what supposedly happens. Anybody care to enlighten?

What's so good about the T-shirt bra too? I see the advertisement on TV, it looks and works just like a normal bra. But I'm seeing some girls go gaga over the bra because its supposedly VERY comfortable. Someone said it was the material that made it very comfortable and expensive, but yah, even aunties are replacing their own worn out underwire whatever bras with it so I'm wondering what's the draw of the bra. I dont know I dont wear bras so I dont know very much about them ahhaaa. But yah, suppose some VERY comfortable underwear or boxers come out and I'd go gaga over them too ahhaa.

And I'm confused by bra sizes! Okay...I initally though B was quite hmm hefty already at first but then I'm having second thoughts on it. Because boobs that are not exactly what guys would call big or normal in Singapore are a B cup. So yah. Wait. A Cup is what people would term an airport. So B would be supposedly average? So girls with at least some bulge from their chest are likely a B cup then? eh? And what about the myth where people say you acn tell the size of a guy's dick by looking at his middle finger? Okay I measured (!) and they tally...so? I dont think guys who have shorter middle fingers have smaller dicks though....

so yah. Summary.

  • I got molested by a paedophlic nurse in primary school
  • What happens to girls behind that DAMNED CURTAIN!
  • what's the draw of the T-shirt bra?
  • bra sizes! explain! argh. I know stuff like half cup full cup lace whatever but sizes! argh!
  • lots of guys would love to be able to tell a girl's bra size just by looking. I'm no different.
  • I have trouble differentating B Cup from A Cup and C Cup
  • I don't think guys dicks are propotional to their middle fingers. Although mine is.
  • anybody care to enlighten?

    so yah. stop going eeewww now. Stop. STOPIT!!!!!!!! I'm a pervert yes I know ladadada..........

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