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Wednesday, September 22
NERD - Fall/Winter Collection
DO YOU LOVE YOUR KOK?
NERD presents the newest(and only) tee from its Fall/Autumn Collection - the I Love My Kok tee. Perfect for wearing outside, inside, anywhere, everywhere, whatever. From the market to the city, the computer shop to book shop, its perfect and comfortable for wear ANYTIME.
Here's how to distinguish a real NERD tee from the fake ones. See the above graphic. It's pretty self-explanatory lar. Please direct enquiries to our promoter Uncle Kok whom you can contact near the bottom right hand side of the screen
Oh, and you don't have to wash it - it incorporates NERD's latest StAb technology. StAb (Stench Absorbing Technology) absorbs 99%1 of stenches you emit and you dont have to bathe for 3 days wearing it - PERFECT FOR NERDS AND COMPUTER GEEKS. You can now complete programming or trying to get past that darn level in that game without having to *gasp* bathe! Nerds rejoice!
Retails for only $8 (really! we're not making any profit!) at all NERD outlets. While stocks last.
1verified by leading scientist I.M. Corrupt
(go ahead and blast me for being narcissistic ahhahaa i was boredddd whatttt)
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