Wednesday, November 3
ASK UNCLE KOK
G'day all! I hope the page didnt take too long to load for you. I understand that this entry has too much rubbish and the scrollbar is rather small so I shall...er, attempt to ease reading by displaying meaningless videos. I HOPE YOU READ EVEYRTHING! lalala...anyway I enlisted the help of Ms Yammie Chin in answering some questions - she couldnt sleep one night and was feeling rather er, horny. I've rephrased some of her replies and some I've used them straight. Let's roll.
1) and u hv mistaken much. i was askin wat kinda underwear u prefer, as in YOU'D prefer to WEAR. - sharon wee
normal superman-type underwear. i think boxers tend to be too airy and dangly, but i'll wear them too. i have a ladies g-string in my wardrobe though. I don't know who it belongs to or how it ended up there - i don't have a sister and my mum doesnt wear such stuff. maybe i'll try wearing it to understand how girls feel...you know....get in touch with my feminine side
2) how to differentiate between a female and male lizards? - sharon wee
Observe the diagram.
1. Male lizards look like what you see in the left most picture. They are bigger.
2. Female lizards look exactly like what you see in the middle picture. They are smaller.
3. Also male lizards have bigger eyes while female lizards have smaller eyes.
4. And gay lizards have very long tails.
That was a VERY GOOD guide wasnt it? Now let's do a test to see how much you've learnt. If you choose a wrong answer you should revise.
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