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Friday, January 30
BOO!
p.s. you're supposed to scream
p.p.s its your turn to boo back
Monday, January 26
I have to admit that it was only recently (recently as in not-so-recently but recently...oh what am I typing) that I picked up a book and started reading it from Page 1 to Page 2 and continously looping this process until I reach the last page(s). Which are usually empty pages or pages that promote the author's wonderful new book or tell something very very very important like the author living in Florida with a dog and 2 cats. HELL YEAH very important. But very interesting. And especially when they put a photo of the author and you can gush about how awful the author looks.
I used to read voraciously when I was like in primary school...I would use to lug 32 books (I used my father's card, mother's card, brother's card blahblah and they allowed us to borrow 8 books in the past. Now 4.) Being somewhat something-conscious, image-conscious or whatever thing it is I have no idea, I would purposely use my father's card to borrow the kiddy books and I would use my own card to borrow the more adult-sounding books. So an example of our receipts would look something like:
Father's library receipt
BOOK TITLE |
DUE DATE |
Mr Happy |
12/12/21 |
Mr Sad |
12/12/21 |
Mr something |
12/12/21 |
Bugs Bunny |
12/12/21 |
Kokkai's library reciept
BOOK TITLE |
DUE DATE |
adventures
of tintin |
12/12/21 |
some Enid Blyton book |
12/12/21 |
Asterix and Obelix |
12/12/21 |
some adult book |
12/12/21 |
Oh don't complain about the date. Makes it easier for me to type. Or about the big empty space. I don't know what's wrong. Anyways the libraries liked to waste paper in the past...used to give you one whole look piece of paper when you borrowed 4 books. So Im making it more life-like now. Hmmph. Good excuse huh.
And so it would appear that I borrowed the 'adult' books while my dad borrowed the kiddy books I wanted to read but had no guts to borrow just in case someone saw my receipt and laugher at me or something like that. If you don't sense or understand the whole buch of text I've painstakingly typed in the past 10 or 20 lines or so then never mind. Just take it that I NEVER read Asterix and Obelix. Until today I've never read an Asterix book. Probably because my father borrowed them. Don't get it? Click here
Okays so probably you're itchy handed and you clicked that dead link regardless of whether you understood what I was trying to convey up there and had to scroll down here again. Never mind then. I was itchy handed too - I've wasted a few lines with a stupid prank and left 3 lines blank for nothing other than to make you have to scroll a bit more for being itchy handed. HAH! Okays back to what I was talking about.
So books then. Guice said this book called White Oleander by Janet Fitch was nice. So I saw it lying on a shelf in a library and I borrowed it home. My visits to the library after I stopped reading at around Sec 3 (other than Harry Potter) were mainly to borrow dumb big bulk books on Photoshop that taught you nothing. But this time was an exception. Since she said White Oleander was nice, I borrowed it. And I went home and read through it and laughed at the photo of the author at the last page and enjoyed the book. Marvelous book. And so that was it. My interest in reading was rekindled. Simply with the help of a good book.
And so I've been buying books like even before I read finish the previous book I bought these days. But I do face pressure when I buy my books too. I have a classmate called Annabelle who heaps pressure on me when I buy books. She used to work at Borders so if I go:
Borders: WHY NEVER CALL ME! I GOT DISCOUNT CARD!!! GRRR
Kinokuniya: WHY YOU GO THERE! GO BORDERS!
MPH: (no response. I don't know why. Maybe she thought MPH was a supermarket)
Times*: Times shut down liao! Lousy bookstore! Borders better!
Popular*: Popular is NOT A BOOKSTORE! EEEEDIOT!
* indicates that Annabelle didn't actually say that. I said that. Sorry.
So now what. I don't know how to end this. Hmm. Okays. So currently I'm reading this book by Dave Barry. It's titled "Dave Barry's complete guide to guys" and the author's Dave Barry. Oh I just said that. Hmm. The cover's at the top of the blog. Itchy hand? I'm lazy to put that thing for you to itchy hand blahhh. So I've read 2 chapters of it now and I've got only one word to describe it - BLOODYFUNNYANDIDIOTICBOOK. Dave Barry attempts to distinguis the difference between GUYS and MEN in the book. And it's BLOODYFUNNYANDIDIOTIC. One word. Wow. Come to think of it I could have written the summary I had to do everytime in some dumb English comprehension paper in one word. HOW COOL IS THAT! Okays so that's one example of what a GUY will do. According to Dave Barry.
Another thing that a GUY will do probably if I follow Dave Barry's description of GUYS is to pose for a photograph for Mr Ng Kok Kai and let him use your body for his blog. *points to top* Or itchy hands you can click here. That body belongs to Mr Charlton Ng. Who is 100% gay. Sorry typo. GUY. With his impromptu chair sliding competitions and what-nots. Haha. GUYS.
SO I've got no idea how to end this. Well so that's it. END. Sorry about the terrible ending. And by the way, pick up that Dave Barry book written by Dave Barry. Read it if you see it ya?
Wednesday, January 21
ASK UNCLE KOK
"i have smelly socks! HOW?!" - Lily, a
wash them.
"abc" - asd
tada tada tada rumba rumba rumbaaaaa boom. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
"Okie, fret not.. This is not a question! Btw, thx so mch 4 tt comment.. I'm gonna link u anyway, so pls do link me! N 4 labelling me as fierce, I will reconsider punishing u.. *cheers!*" - Bellee
Annabelle Cheong, you ARE fierce. ladadaaaaa. dont scold me when school reopens!
"MuaCkiEs i Love u to biTs!" - ur secret admirer
Okays I'll have to consult Dr G. Lynn on how to reply to this.
i like girls who confessed their love to me by jumping off the cliff or by suicide. show me that you love me enough to jump off the cliff
Okays. OKAYS! hauaaa anyways thank you. (I presume that the person who typed this ISN'T Justin or some practical joker)
"Are u good-looking?" - ?
Of course not! I look GROSS. huhauhaa. SEE!
EEEEEW!
I think I'd look like Simon Cowell if I don't wear my glasses. Hmm.
Okays so I don't look like him one single bit.
EEEEEW!
but anyways, do you notice something about American Idol? All the Asians on American Idol look so...so....quaint....obiang....hmm.
"What type of girls are ur ideal?" - =D
I like girls who aren't dumb (i.e. bimbotic), have a level of sophistication, whom I can converse comfortably with and have an element of unique-ness in them. Ohyah, have some class in them too. Wacked out, unconventional, unpredictable, or unusual girls will do just fine too. Standard answer. Finito.
Tuesday, January 20
I have nothing to write in this post. Shoo. No shoo sounds too harsh. Un-shoo. Or de-shoo. Something. Goodbye. No that sounds too sad. Hmmmm. Un-bye. ahhhhhhh..
Saturday, January 17
REVISED: I think I'm too lenient. I'm giving harsher grades.
Okays. I had initially wanted to type something on something I forgot so since I forgot what I wanted to type I shall type what I didn't want to type intially if I had remembered what I wanted to type but was going to type if I forgot what I wanted to type initially. So I shall just write rubbish about my teachers (or facilitators as they call them) I have this semester and risk getting Ds.
MONDAY! I come to school late. IT'S FRISO! The mild-manered 25 year-old Dutchman! He's gonna teach Maths. And he's going to stand in front of the class and ask questions. And then he's going to stand there with a blank look while everybody busies themselves with chatting online, playing games or just fiddling with their mouse, oblivious to his question. Then someone takes notice of him and mumbles some answer. And so on and so forth. Most of the time he asks a question and ends up answering it himself. Poor guy. But he gave me an A on the first day of school. So I'll give him a good rating too. But penalised for being VERY slow in whatever he does. But he plays table soccer bloody well! B+ C
TUESDAY! I come to school late. IT'S AH BOON! Okays he's new - he'd just joined the polytechnic. He was rather cold in the first few weeks but he's warmed up in the the past few. And he's got a rather nifty laptop. You can detach the keyboard and twist the monitor there and blahblahblah. ANd you can give him a rubbish presentation and he'll still say it's good. WHoopee. B C
WEDNESDAY! I come to school late. She doesnt batter an eyelid or say anything about me tumbling into class panting and late. GOOD! I like that! She knows good people are late! It's the conniving evil grouchy people that are always punctual! Hmmmph! She's a former radio deejay with Passion 99.7 too. And she NEVER criticises people. She can seem to always find something good. But her lessons tend to be rather dreary though. B+
Oooooh Thursday. Programming with Mr Hunky. He's rather muscular this fella. But the class doesnt like him very much. Probably because he seems to have a slight attitude problem. Like you can greet him and he won't return it. Or he can just bend the rules and dunno do what. Or he can come into class and sit there and read newspapers without teaching. Or turn 45min lessons onto 3 hour lessons. But he still does the job adequately and I have to admit he's rather friendly when he's not unfriendly. B Yammie: A | Me: D+
I'll be penalised if I come late on Friday. It's my Program Chair (which is something like the guy who's the chair of my program) teaching! But I don't care. I'll use a phrase by Kelly - "creative people are usually late". So I'm late. Then I'm creative. And this Friday module (web multimedia) requires one to be creative. And it's my pet module! I feel the stress to attain an A everytime blahhhh....its something like if no A then its a failure because in a way I'm the so-called expert in this module. Like someone else in the class is expert in the programming module and so on...and this is the module in the class expert in. Anyways Mr Young's (what a name) a rather decent facilitator....just like your typical decent middle aged teacher who's a geezer and acts like your uncle and listens to Chinese songs and blahblahblah. Well at least he acknowledges that I may know more about HTML than him. And he's rather patient. Anyways he's given me 3 A's in a row so I can't give him anything lower than a B. I like his name too. But omigod look at the hair! B+ B
Now should I comment on their looks....*nasty* ehhehehehee maybe.
In my school there are 3 schools. 3 SUB-schools rather. Stupid school. Okay. In my POLYTECHNIC there are 3 schools, namely the School of Information blahhhh (SIT), School of Engineerblahhh (SEG) and School of Applied Sciblahhh(SAS). And after being in my school (okay polytechnic) for dunno how long, I've made some observations.
Majority of engineering students are ugly.
I've not seen a handsome guy in the school. But I've seen tons of ugly guys. Ugly punk wannabees who spike their hair or just look plain not-good. I'm not saying that all engineering students in my polytechnic are ugly, but a high majority of them are.
This is the director for the School of Engineering. At least he looks decent. Maybe engineering stuff turns people ugly. I don't know.
Some IT students are lazy
IT students are IT students. And being IT students they're supposedly into IT. And the guys just love to play their stupid games the whole day, afternoon and so on. Ranging from what Gunbound to to MU to i-have-no-idea-what-they-call-that-game. Lazy. Just plain lazy. Boo. CAN YOU EXIT YOUR STUPID GAME FOR A MINUTE YOU PIECE OF WOOD! Gr.
Business students are the bigshots.
Science students are the smarty pants.
Monday, January 12
The University Of Madness is delighted to announce that it has set up an exhibition to showcase the work of one Bunny. The showcase is free-of-charge and will be put up on the very kind Incredible Kok who has kindly allowed us to use his blog space for such a wonderful and terric exhibition. Thank you and have a nice day. Happy viewing. ladada.
rabbit.Art
Your curator
The artist
A torn magazine
Okays so this one looks terrible
I'm dizzy
I'm still dizzy
Food glorious food...
Time to sleep
So that was Rabbit Art. A dizzying, mind-bamboozling collection of swirly stuff and objects.
Friday, January 9
brother kok, i am able to see your blog liao! Hahahahaha. - tok
brudder kok, i am able to see your blog liao! heheheehhe - Calvin
sister kok( i am lame so wat), i am able to see your blog liao! muahahahaha. but i am pissed! - weep
u bitch - weep
Apparently I have lots of brothers. And sisters. How lovely. HEY THAT CRACKED ME UP OKAY! hauahua
So I skipped school on Wednesday. Simply because I didn't feel like going to school. Wednesdays seem dreary anyway. And then I spent the whole day in the Orchard area. And I shall relate my day. NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!! MUHUAAHHAA okays *corny*
Okays so I went to Plaza Singapura first and there's one thing that's really irritating about that shopping mall. The toilets. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS BEING CLEANED!! GRRR* everytime I want to go to the toilet they're being cleaned and the cleaner blocks the door with an ensemble of brroms and bins and god knows what. WHAT IS THIS! WAR??! WAR WITH TOILET USERS HUH! WHY I'LL DIRTY YOUR FLOOR IF I EVER GET TO USE THE TOILET IN PS! Fancy spending half the day cleaning one toilet.
OKays that's not the only thing that's irritaing about PS. I think the McDonald's there is plain DUMB. They have a nice big big place in the basement, but they're happy to move upstairs outside and make 90% of their seating open-air. Okays nothing wrong with that..some people like open-air areas. But I just don't like it. Even at school I hardly ever sit at the open space areas....I insist on sitting at covered areas and so on. NOthing wrong with that...just a personal preference...ladadaa..but if you think about it. what happens if it rains and rain billows everywhere. Yes they have some umbrellas covering but in heavy thunderstorms the wind can blow the rain and so on and that'll make the open space area wet and leave that McDonald's store with like 10 seats. Dumb people. Never use brain.
Okays so I went to watch a movie alone...why is Scary Movie 3 rated NC-16 i have no idea...ohyah...the lady HAD to check my IC...grrr..for god's sake I'm taller than you old lady and I'm not wearing school uniform....I mean there's nothing that's really gross or gory...its quite a nice movie. Or maybe they rated the movie NC-16 because of the probability of having frisky couples while watching the movie. okays I see a '?' popping out from your mind...WAIT! I'll explain. And make some nerds horny. GOSH I'M TELLING AN EROTIC STORY.
So I'm sitting at the second last row. And there's this couple sitting in the last row a few seats away. Whoopeedoo. SO the movie starts blahblahblah then I start seeing them behaving weirdly...like the girl's sitting a bit too close to the guy. I shrug it off because some couples are like that anyways. Then there's movement. The girl's hand is at the guy's CROTCH area. I turn back to watch my movie (hey I paid 6.50 not to see couple hanky panky)...and woo I see the guy zipping up his jeans. How wonderful. Then blahblahblah they start behaving more oddly...the girl end up lying across the guy with her legs propped over his lap and splayed...the guy's hugging her legs...okays I don't know how to describe it...how can legs be splayed and hugged..but anyways the girl's lying in a position that obviously tells me she isn't watching the movie.
And then the guy takes out a torchlight. Or torch. whatever. And he shines it down her skirt or something like that. And then WHOOPEE! His hand snakes down her thigh and disappears into the depths of her skirt. How wonderfully prepared they are. Torch to combat the darkness of a movie theatre and so on.
Then I return my attention to the movie. And when I turn back again I think the guy saw me looking or at least throwing a glance at them. Then whoopee *hustle* *scramble* *bustle* they sit properly. Ladadaa. And after the movie the guy's throwing nervous glances at me. WHoopeedoo. NC-16? Elbow Macaroni! okays i see another '?' popping out of your head...lazy to explain...go figure out what's elbow macaroni yourself...
Then I went to Kinokuniya...blahblahblah was there reading and OHMYGOD went to the art section I think...and saw these Graphic Design books that cost like $70 each. $70 for a book! OHMYGOD. THen I bought two books and so on....then I went to Orchard MRT to meet Weeping...and before I met him there's tis guy who comes up to me saying "Happy New Year! You're wearing a very nice shirt blaaaaaahblahhhhhbalhhhhh......would you like to make a donation?" How wonderful.
Weeping came...I had lunch at Delifrance (HAH! HIGH CLASS! Bonjour~)...then we went to Cineleisure...bought tickets for School Of Rock...then just ambled around aimlessly...don't you just hate it when you don't have anything to do and have lots of time to kill...guys don't shop! Then we watched the movie...rather nice....4/5....then had dinner at Yoshinoya...my god the food there tastes terrible...NOW NOW DONT ARGUE WITH ME...I SAY ITS TERRIBLE THEN ITS TERRIBLE. ladadaa. and then we went home. And Weeping got off at Chinese Garden instead of Jurong East this time. One extra stop. How lovely.
So I skipped school for a day. And whoopee. I got
pissed about toilets
insulted by a cinema ticket seller about my age. (Check IC for NC-16)
saw a couple doing hanky panky in cinema
bought books
blahhhhh nothing interesting
blahhhhh nothing interesting
blahhhhh nothing interesting
blahhhhh nothing interesting
watched 2 movies in a day
go home
End of day. How lovely.
Monday, January 5
Fish don't kiss. Or do they?
Sunday, January 4
TESTING.....................if you manage to see this,
can you leave a comment? just a 'hi' or 'a' or anything will do.
I want to find out who's able to view the blog
The person above told me he had problems viewing my blog. Lalalala.
I'm sure he'll go bonkers when he sees that I've posted his picture up
But then again, what most people don't know is that sometimes I go picture crazy and save any decent picture I see
So I might have a picture of YOU on my computer.
Lalala. Eerie thought isn't it?
But hey! Like someone said, its free backup in case you reformat your computer!
I love my photography.
SEE THE PICTURE! SO CLEAR NO? can count how many eyes, noses, mouths, pimples (sorry) he has leh!
and I blurred the background a little! hmmph*
I'm GOOOOOOD
not your typical blurry small picture that needs color correction
LALAALAAA *self praise*
and self praise ISN'T international disgrace! if you've heard that rhyme before that is.
and hey! what's the use of your blog if you can't boast about yourself
I admit I boast too much sometimes though.
ahhh
I just realised that I've had pictures in my last 3 blog entries.
don't care.
remember to leave a comment if you manage to read until the full stop at the end of this sentence though.
Saturday, January 3
Does this guy look like a butch??? Ladadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anyways, I've copped a feel of his butt before. And his butt is BLOODY FIRM. So nice and sexy.
EVERYBODY LOOKS VERY SEXAAAAAYYYY TODAY.
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