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World Record Attempt for Fastest Time Taken To Tear 10 Packets of Tissue Paper
Thursday, February 23
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eh I didn't throw away the tissues used in this record attempt okay!!! My nose bled later in the same day while I was playing chess (don't ask) and I used most of them up!!! Of course I'm environmentally friendly...
The 9th Count Sheep Day
Saturday, February 11
Everybody's too busy and turning into a dweeb,
some are looking more like a creep!
Why not count some sheep,
before you turn in and get some sleep?
the girls these days
Tuesday, February 7
There is something wrong with the girls these days. I found this out a few days ago. I asked my classmate for a packet of tissue just to see if she had one, and she didn't have one! HOW CAN THIS BE!? How can a girl not have a packet of tissue with her? Girls with no tissue paper are not feminine enough! My god the girls these days are shocking!
I realise I am behaving like an old man so I must make myself more hip-hop and I will try to make myself more hip by retyping that last word: SHOCKIN'!. Got multi-color okay! Very hip man!
Anyway, remember back in the good old days of primary school? Girls had everything! Ruler, puncher, bullet (wah girls sound very dangerous), extra drawing block, extra space under table to hide books, Power Ranger stickers, potatoes, everything! And most importantly, tissue paper!!!! Every girl was like a nice little mama shop back then.
How many girls these days bring tissue paper? Hardly any! There's no tissue in the toilet because guys are very helpful creatures and we often wet the tissues and throw them at the ceiling to stick it there to help repair the cracks or something. I get my tissue from the guys! Horrible! Can you imagine how weird it is to be asking tissue from a guy? Its like asking the guy whether he can...lick his elbow and ride the unicycle while shouting "I'm a Sunderland Football Club supporter!" all at the same time. Okay maybe not. But it's just weird! WEIRD! WEIRD! (sorry)
Reminder to girls: Please bring tissue paper out tomorrow! If you're single, a guy will ask you out for Valentine's Day tomorrow because you brought tissue paper! If you're attached, your guy will send you a bunch of your favourite flowers! If you don't know how your status is, well then just bring the tissue paper! Thank you and ha!
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