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Wednesday, March 12
Had a rather good game of football yesterday. Won almost all of my tackles and my passing accuracy, for once, was around 90%. Even got all of my 3 shots on target - 2 were blocked and the other one was when I went gung-ho for a moment and went all the way up front and got myself a goal. Maybe I should be crazy more often. Got hit when I stood on the goal line and somebody hit a shot which rammed into my ear. Ow. At least I blocked a goal. Match was somewhat like CTSS vs Jurong Sec and we ran them ragged. Score was something like 6-0 or 7-0. Jurong are not famed for football anyway.
Had to tell the Jurong people that I have this slight phobia of basketball. Must have been because I was hit by a basketball when I was young and that, at that time, really made me scared. I'm not like scared when I see the orange ball but I'm very reluctant to play the game.
For football fans who watch the EPL, you should know who Wilko is and boy was I glad when Sunderland sacked him. Most people think I support Man Utd only but I do look out for Sunderland and West Ham's results. Wilko really puzzles me with his style of management and his *ahem* senseless quotes. See if you can understand these gems.
"I am not surprised by anything that happens in football but still felt profound shock when it actually happened," -Howard Wilkinson
"We have good players on paper, but paper players win paper cups." -Howard Wilkinson
"Liverpool are playing well, especially now they have got the ball." -Howard Wilkinson
"If you hire people who are smarter than you, maybe you are showing that you are a little bit smarter than them." -Howard Wilkinson
"I would say relegation is three from four because we are already out of it in my mind." -Howard Wilkinson (god knows what's he talking about)
"Relegations don't do anybody any good." -Howard Wilkinson (at least it's true...)
"I'm not going to come in here playing the banjo and singing Waltzing Matilda." -Howard Wilkinson (totally irrelevant to the match)
"A lucky goal or the run of the ball can be triggers but they can only be triggers if you have gunpowder." -Howard Wilkinson (huh?)
"Remember, we are not offering SLEEPING as an 'O' Level subject!" -Lau Beng Hwee (sorry - couldn't resist it)
Instead of all that goody goody inspirational stuff, maybe you could use one of these quotes for your daily quote Ros...hehehe...
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