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Sunday, October 5
If you're from RP I'd suggest you STOP VIEWING NOW!
I thought I was eccentric enough but I think my Aunt's even more eccentric.
I don't know what's my Aunt up to these days. I used to go to her house last time for tuition with my uncle and I don't know what she's up to most of the time. She's very religious, goes to the temple very often and I don't know...I don't have any religion...does all sorts of weird things...she's eccentric...shouts "WOO!" when she farts and all sorts of things. And you know what!!!??! She went for some course. Big deal right?? Well, the course (or whatever) basically teaches you to tie 20 chopsticks with scotch tape together and beat yourself silly with it. And she paid $140 for the course!! I'm trying to be as sensitive as I can and not say its a waste of money but I can't help it. IT'S A WASTE OF $$$$! At least she gave my mom 20 chopsticks bound by scotch tape. Now my mom's beating herself with it. Oh dear. And now my mom wants to beat me with the magic chopsticks too...it supposedly massages and blahblahblah. The things they get up to.
*The Hall Of Shame*
EHHEHEE NOT READY YET! I'm going to upload it onto my school/friend/someone/whocares's server...uhahaa...I have my own part of the school's website. Which means I can set up a column of something like that if I want to. Lalala~ *boast*
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uhahaah I'm very bad here...sorry GS*~ last wednesday I think.
[00:11:45] GS: mr k u study maths already ?
[00:12:15] St. Kok: no
[00:12:57] GS: icic
[00:13:03] GS: tml u cuming ?
[00:13:05] St. Kok: no
[00:13:17] GS: .......
[00:15:14] GS: then tml test leh ?
[00:15:19] St. Kok: no
[00:15:31] GS: no wad?
[00:16:33] St. Kok: no
[00:19:27] GS: ........
[00:26:43] GS: dun miss ur LuLu~!! (8) mehz?
[00:26:53] St. Kok: no
[00:27:14] GS: hmm justin ?
[00:27:34] St. Kok: no
[00:27:51] GS: jin jie ?
[00:27:54] St. Kok: no
[00:27:55] GS: jeremy ?
[00:27:58] St. Kok: no
[00:28:08] GS: hafidz ?
[00:28:13] St. Kok: no
[00:28:18] GS: marc ?
[00:29:04] GS: renhe ?
[00:29:13] GS: qi wei ?
[00:29:17] GS: cheng fan ?
[00:29:19] St. Kok: no
[00:29:21] GS: fadzhil ?
[00:29:31] GS: eugene ?
[00:30:29] GS: rui ting ?
[00:30:44] GS: hmm i can't tink of any more guys already
[00:31:07] St. Kok: no
[00:32:51] GS: .....
[00:32:54] St. Kok: no
[00:39:48] GS: Mustapha Center ?
[00:40:00] GS: i tot is mustafa centre?
[00:40:11] St. Kok: no
Why am I linked with guys again ARGHHHHH first Lewis then Guice now you! The only guy I think I look gay-ish with is Alan...I don't know why...I just think that some people may view us as gay when we're together...HOW DARE YOU people...
*urgent press conference*
Statement of Declaration (or whatever)
Mr Ng Kok Kai/Kok/Kokky/Chicken/Cock/Idiot/Kiki/Jailbird/Whatever hereby declares that he is NOT a transvestite. He is straight, not gay, and would like to see some pictures of girls now. Maybe pictures of Guice Lynn ('wakaoz!') for going around and telling people I'm gay. Have A Nice Day and bear in mind that Ronald McDonald is sexy. I yak too much.
Kok
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Ng Kok Kai
Head Professor
University Of Madness
06/10/2003
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