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Friday, January 9

brother kok, i am able to see your blog liao! Hahahahaha. - tok

brudder kok, i am able to see your blog liao! heheheehhe - Calvin

sister kok( i am lame so wat), i am able to see your blog liao! muahahahaha. but i am pissed! - weep

u bitch - weep

Apparently I have lots of brothers. And sisters. How lovely. HEY THAT CRACKED ME UP OKAY! hauahua


So I skipped school on Wednesday. Simply because I didn't feel like going to school. Wednesdays seem dreary anyway. And then I spent the whole day in the Orchard area. And I shall relate my day. NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!! MUHUAAHHAA okays *corny*

Okays so I went to Plaza Singapura first and there's one thing that's really irritating about that shopping mall. The toilets. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS BEING CLEANED!! GRRR* everytime I want to go to the toilet they're being cleaned and the cleaner blocks the door with an ensemble of brroms and bins and god knows what. WHAT IS THIS! WAR??! WAR WITH TOILET USERS HUH! WHY I'LL DIRTY YOUR FLOOR IF I EVER GET TO USE THE TOILET IN PS! Fancy spending half the day cleaning one toilet.

OKays that's not the only thing that's irritaing about PS. I think the McDonald's there is plain DUMB. They have a nice big big place in the basement, but they're happy to move upstairs outside and make 90% of their seating open-air. Okays nothing wrong with that..some people like open-air areas. But I just don't like it. Even at school I hardly ever sit at the open space areas....I insist on sitting at covered areas and so on. NOthing wrong with that...just a personal preference...ladadaa..but if you think about it. what happens if it rains and rain billows everywhere. Yes they have some umbrellas covering but in heavy thunderstorms the wind can blow the rain and so on and that'll make the open space area wet and leave that McDonald's store with like 10 seats. Dumb people. Never use brain.

Okays so I went to watch a movie alone...why is Scary Movie 3 rated NC-16 i have no idea...ohyah...the lady HAD to check my IC...grrr..for god's sake I'm taller than you old lady and I'm not wearing school uniform....I mean there's nothing that's really gross or gory...its quite a nice movie. Or maybe they rated the movie NC-16 because of the probability of having frisky couples while watching the movie. okays I see a '?' popping out from your mind...WAIT! I'll explain. And make some nerds horny. GOSH I'M TELLING AN EROTIC STORY.

So I'm sitting at the second last row. And there's this couple sitting in the last row a few seats away. Whoopeedoo. SO the movie starts blahblahblah then I start seeing them behaving weirdly...like the girl's sitting a bit too close to the guy. I shrug it off because some couples are like that anyways. Then there's movement. The girl's hand is at the guy's CROTCH area. I turn back to watch my movie (hey I paid 6.50 not to see couple hanky panky)...and woo I see the guy zipping up his jeans. How wonderful. Then blahblahblah they start behaving more oddly...the girl end up lying across the guy with her legs propped over his lap and splayed...the guy's hugging her legs...okays I don't know how to describe it...how can legs be splayed and hugged..but anyways the girl's lying in a position that obviously tells me she isn't watching the movie.

And then the guy takes out a torchlight. Or torch. whatever. And he shines it down her skirt or something like that. And then WHOOPEE! His hand snakes down her thigh and disappears into the depths of her skirt. How wonderfully prepared they are. Torch to combat the darkness of a movie theatre and so on.

Then I return my attention to the movie. And when I turn back again I think the guy saw me looking or at least throwing a glance at them. Then whoopee *hustle* *scramble* *bustle* they sit properly. Ladadaa. And after the movie the guy's throwing nervous glances at me. WHoopeedoo. NC-16? Elbow Macaroni! okays i see another '?' popping out of your head...lazy to explain...go figure out what's elbow macaroni yourself...

Then I went to Kinokuniya...blahblahblah was there reading and OHMYGOD went to the art section I think...and saw these Graphic Design books that cost like $70 each. $70 for a book! OHMYGOD. THen I bought two books and so on....then I went to Orchard MRT to meet Weeping...and before I met him there's tis guy who comes up to me saying "Happy New Year! You're wearing a very nice shirt blaaaaaahblahhhhhbalhhhhh......would you like to make a donation?" How wonderful.

Weeping came...I had lunch at Delifrance (HAH! HIGH CLASS! Bonjour~)...then we went to Cineleisure...bought tickets for School Of Rock...then just ambled around aimlessly...don't you just hate it when you don't have anything to do and have lots of time to kill...guys don't shop! Then we watched the movie...rather nice....4/5....then had dinner at Yoshinoya...my god the food there tastes terrible...NOW NOW DONT ARGUE WITH ME...I SAY ITS TERRIBLE THEN ITS TERRIBLE. ladadaa. and then we went home. And Weeping got off at Chinese Garden instead of Jurong East this time. One extra stop. How lovely.

So I skipped school for a day. And whoopee. I got
  • pissed about toilets
  • insulted by a cinema ticket seller about my age. (Check IC for NC-16)
  • saw a couple doing hanky panky in cinema
  • bought books
  • blahhhhh nothing interesting
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  • watched 2 movies in a day
  • go home

    End of day. How lovely.

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