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Saturday, July 3
ASK UNCLE KOK
"I cant stop chiding u each tym I c u!" - ur darling
umm, don't read the answer for the 5th question.
"cool stuff u have on ure blog aye! hahahah" - blog hopper
thank you!
"why did you change your layout? the previous is better!!" - just somebody la!!
hmm. because I felt the previous one was kinda 'dry'. I did that anyhow anyway, like in 30 minutes? I wanted something more....more.....colorful and swift. and experimental. which explains all the junk on this page.
"i notice tt my breast will leak yellow fluids whenever i wear bikini, pls help mi man!!!" - tok
1. go toilet and undress
2. raise your left hand
3. put your right hand on the leaking boob
4. go around in circles anti clockwise direction for 10 counts
5. now go clockwise direction for 14 counts
6. now tilt your hand at a 45 degree angle
7. STOP FOOLING AROUND LAR WHO ASK YOU WEAR BIKINI YOU GUY WEAR BIKINI FOR WHAT
8. there shouldn't be any more leaking from now on.
"i know that guy have feeling but that the ways we speak to you people. so fight it back when you dont like you, correct?" - too lazy to type
i'm not exactly sure what youre trying to say...but ive corrected your question slightly.....
"i know that guys have feelings but that's the way we (girls) speak to you people. so fight back when you don't like it, okay?"
and that brings me to a point.
OI GIRLS DONT EVERYTIME SCOLD US JUST BECAUSE WE'RE GUYS LEH
we have limit one leh some of you girls everything also scold us then girl do same thing you never say anything
we're not blocks of wood leh just sit there for you to scream and shout at
obviously youre entitled to have a go at us when you feel like it because that's how nature dictated it but dont go overboard leh.
(I'm not referring to you hor my darling don't scold me....*cowers*)
"how to scratch arses discreetly in public?" - mc-a-bit-too-far
pretend your hand got superglued into your back pocket. or watch this educational video. might take a while to load though - its around 1.7MB. if you cant see it then you can download it by right clicking here, and choosing 'save target as'.
"how long does it takes a small ice-cube to completely melt?" - learn-to-sha-re
I have concluded that from experiments that it takes <53 minutes for an ice cube to melt completely! And I have the pictures to prove it!
Date: June 26, 2004
Temperature: Room Temperature
start
rabbit disturbs
rabbit disturbs again
sorry watching soccer
its melting!
so I kinda forgot about it a little and was distracted by the soccer. nevermind! i still found out it takes less than 53mins for an ice cube to completely melt! HAH!
"i'm addicted to asking u stupid questions. how can i quit this nasty addiction?" - Ronsensical
ask a serious question then. or just carry on...its not harmful anyway...NOW DONT START FLOODING MY MAILBOX WITH STUPID QUESTIONS JUST BECAUSE I SAID CARRY ON
"i dont want to chnage this leh" - y u so narcissistic one leh
let me guess....Ah Weep ah you ask one issit? You everytime lidat one lor!
(how do I know you asked it since I showed you this answer yesterday already - youre the only person who would know what narcissistic means and use 'y', 'u' and 'leh' in tandem)
"k0k" - too lazy to type
OI!
"change this leh" - too lazy to type (x5)
OI! (too lazy to answer)
eh NO TESTING OF BUTTON
"fuck" - fuck
now...i CONDONE THE USE OF THIS WORD! be more classy leh use alternatives like frick or fruck or frock or duck or george w. bush or whatever
e.g. instead of "fuck you lar!" use "frick you lar!" or "george bush you lar!"
"whats angela gray's blog site?" - too lazy to type
http://angela.blursotong.com/
when did i become a promoter for her i dont even know her ahhaaha
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