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what MSN display picture are you?
Sunday, July 31
I'll have you know that I took 12 hours to write an entire post but when I tried to publish it bloody blogger asked me to login. When I login-ed my entire post was gone. I managed to recover some of the original post but being the idiot person that I am I didn't save that part and now I have to start from scratch again. Bloody security.
Right then, MSN Messenger has been around like forever but they only had a display picture function and some fascinating display pictures when they released MSN Messenger 6. Then they released MSN Messenger 7 which contained lots of rubbish like personal messages (what are they for?) and winks which don't really wink. They also installed lots of rubbish like MSN toolbar and shortcuts when you only wanted Messenger. When will MSN understand that a computer is like a home - if I place my furniture that way don't come into my house and rearrange my furniture! And don't bring in your ugly furniture in with you too! But I digress.
The MSN display pictures that come with it are very nice and tell a lot about someone. Today I will help you in demystifying what those pictures mean and help you pinpoint out which default display picture you should be using!
Orange Daisy
This flower is orange and plastic. It looks fake. It is probably fake. Where have you ever seen an orange daisy before? If you're love orange you'd probably love this picture. People likely to use this picture are florists who sell fake flowers, florists who sell orange flowers, people who have fake parts like Michael Jackson, gay guys, and people who are rather fake.
Soccer Ball
Most people would think that only soccer fans would put the soccer ball as their display picture. Well they're wrong. Soccer fans will never put this picture as their display picture. Soccer fans will put an image of their favourite player or favourite team as their display picture! This ball is a disgrace! You can't even kick it properly!
I remember back in secondary school during a PE lesson, my jumbo sized classmate was dribbling towards the corner flag. I ran over and did a sliding tackle on him and he fell. ON ME. All 80kg of meat on me! I think he did it on purpose! He probably kicks soccer balls around aimlessly and waits for skinny people to come near him and pretend to fall over and squash them! Therefore, I think the only people who put this as their display picture are those owners of toy manufacturing companies who take great pride in manufacturing these lousy plastic balls, dogs, cats, rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters, crazy people who chase round things the whole day and jumbo sized classmates who like to squash their skinny classmates.
Chess Pieces
This picture is one for the true blue nerds and war strategists. Which means that those like arguing on whether Dostoyevsky's writings have any connection with Marxism and computer programmers will fancy this picture. This display picture also makes people look intelligent, at least for the first few minutes when you're talking with them. Another group of people who will be using this picture are those who are thinking in their minds right now that the black queen should eat the white rook, and others likely to use this picture are prime ministers and army generals.
Beach Chairs
If you use this as your display picture you are in dire need of a holiday and are probably very stressed up. Or you are some kind of horny guy who hopes to find out one day if there's a hot bikini babe sitting behind those chairs sipping lemonade. You need to relax! If you're a sporty beach bum you'd probably be also putting this as your display picture. People likely to put this as their display picture are crazy people, managers, hotel staff, perverts, volleyball players and surfers.
Rocket Launch
KABOOM! A rocket's taking off! You're probably an explosive person - which means people who put this are likely to have short tempers, scream all the time for no reason, or like playing with explosives. Which mean you are likely to be primary school teachers that get angry with students who don't write the date or registration number on their worksheets, engineers, army sergeants, and terrorists.
Rubber Duck
The politically safe and very yellow rubber duck would indicate that you are still young at heart, and are well, a rather boring person actually. The most commonly used MSN picture, you're a stable, strong, nice and reliable person, but there's nothing really interesting about you. You're a person who doesn't fit into any of the other display pictures! Pick up a weird hobby, change your display picture today!
Friendly Dog
I've never really liked dogs after being scared by one when I was a little boy, and I think this dog looks disgusting. Don't you think so? But never mind! People who all put this display picture might look disgusting or scary, but underneath that facade, they're all loyal and friendly, happy people. Dogs should not put this as a display picture or they'll end up barking at this picture.
Dirt Bike
You're an adventure seeker eh? You're a high flyer eh? You're a daredevil eh? This is the picture for you! People who put this display picture tend to be of the daring sort and are confident. And tough. You don't care about your safety and only want the best. People likely to put this picture are drivers who recieve traffic summons for speeding and bikers who recieve traffic summons for speeding.
Palm Trees
This is a stupid picture. Stupid people use this.
Running Horses
These horses aren't running, and similarly, WHY WOULD ANYBODY WOULD WANT TO PUT 2 HORSES AS A DISPLAY PICTURE??! WHY??! Because they like it! I think this is a nice charming little picture.
Skateboarder
If you understand what the following rubbish from Missy Elliott means, this is the picture for you.
Musi ques
I sews on bews
I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo
My kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
Its all kizza
Its always like
Its all kizza
Its always like
Na zound
Wa zee
Wa zoom zoom zee
What MSN display picture are you?
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