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the most important question in the world.
Wednesday, November 30
Who cares if I'm going to Thailand. I'm very happy because today I, together with mcafar, will help to answer a burning and VERY IMPORTANT question in everybody's mind: Can sanitary pads be used as pampers? No need to be shy! You've always wanted to ask this and know the answer all these years right?
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
eh
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
those sanitary pads can use as pampers one or not
dairy farm. says:
sanitary pads too little threshold for pee
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
lousy
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
how come blood can urine cannot one
dairy farm. says:
blood is not as much as urine!
dairy farm. says:
we dun mensturate thattttttt much at a go
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
chicken
dairy farm. says:
tt's y it's only after 3-5 hours that we change our pads ahahah
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
they on tv everytime pour SO MUCH
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
one beaker blue liquid all just pour on it
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
horrible
dairy farm. says:
it's only a glass
dairy farm. says:
where got much
dairy farm. says:
u go fill ur pee into a glass lar
dairy farm. says:
see can or not. ahahaha
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
eh
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
i scared leh
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
my friends went for the NS medical
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
then they say do stupid things there ahhahaa
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
urine test just go one corner and pee
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
no toilet
dairy farm. says:
wah
dairy farm. says:
wahahahaha
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
then what strip and jump around and stuff
dairy farm. says:
can hold ?
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
i dunno
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
they only say they give you the thing go face one wall and pee. must aim properly
dairy farm. says:
ahahahaha
dairy farm. says:
then can pee on the floor not
dairy farm. says:
or hvta suck the pee back in
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
dunno leh
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
dont care lar
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
just continue peeing onto floor
kok baa-baa-black-sheep says:
where got people pee halfway suck back in one
dairy farm says:
how i noe ahahahaha
thank you mcafar :)
gobbedlygook and whatever rhymes with gobbedlygook!
I don't know if I'll be able to update this place frequently here in December - i'll be in Thailand from the 5th - 18th Dec, and 20th - 24th Dec. I don't know what will happen when I get there and whether I will come back alive or as a man, but see you :)
Alternative Football.
Saturday, November 26
OEI READ HERE FIRST: This post is rather sexual, suggestive and crude, so if your mum is right behind you now looking at the screen you really should come back at another time. And I'm not advocating gay sex here.
Ask any guy (or girl) who follows football why he does it, and chances are he will reply either 1 of the following:
the players and skills
the passion and interest
because all the other guys are talking about it
the excitement and goals, sometimes. (AC Milan vs Liverpool)
the money
the drama (Roy Keane leaving Man Utd)
the humor
dunno
uhh...whatever. you mind talking at half time?
there's an alternative side of football not many people see though, and today I will showcase this side of the wonderful sport called football. People who call it 'soccer' are crazy. Who in the right mind will call football that and WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL is SOCCER? SOCKER? PEOPLE WEARING SOCKS AND SEEING WHO CAN SHOUT GOBBEDLYGOOK THE LOUDEST? SNOOKER? WHAT??!
if you're tired of spanking the monkey...
first you have to find a partner
if the partner is unwilling you might have to forcibly carry him
you start by giving a massage...
then getting all touchy-feely and exploratory.
exchange lots of kisses too.
offer to go down under.
erm. self explanatory.
enough of foreplay! let's get to the action!
some spanking if you fancy.
and then back to the passionate action
different positions! some horseplay here!
more passionate stuff.
you might want to call in more friends for more fun
ohhhhhh....
you ready to go another round?
beats watching alternative indie Japanese films doesn't it. ;)
The Penguin.
Saturday, November 19
The 7th Count Sheep Day
Sunday, November 13
image: Alan
Hello all you fantasecitaoeiuale sheep counters!
It's that time of the month again!
How many sheep are there?
i've always said that girls think guys are idiots, and guys think girls are trouble. this is for every guy who agrees that girls are trouble.
Saturday, November 5
A woman talks to show participation and build relationships. If a woman is talking to you a lot she likes you. If she is not talking to you you are in trouble. For men, not talking is perfectly normal.
When a man is being given the silent treatment it will take him around 9 minutes of silence to realise that he is being punished. Until the 9 minute mark is reached, he sees her silence as a kind of bonus. He is getting some peace and quiet.
-- taken from various parts of 'Why Men Can Only Do One Thing at a Time and Women Never Stop Talking' by Allan and Barbara Pease
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