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Alternative Football.
Saturday, November 26
OEI READ HERE FIRST: This post is rather sexual, suggestive and crude, so if your mum is right behind you now looking at the screen you really should come back at another time. And I'm not advocating gay sex here.
Ask any guy (or girl) who follows football why he does it, and chances are he will reply either 1 of the following:
the players and skills
the passion and interest
because all the other guys are talking about it
the excitement and goals, sometimes. (AC Milan vs Liverpool)
the money
the drama (Roy Keane leaving Man Utd)
the humor
dunno
uhh...whatever. you mind talking at half time?
there's an alternative side of football not many people see though, and today I will showcase this side of the wonderful sport called football. People who call it 'soccer' are crazy. Who in the right mind will call football that and WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL is SOCCER? SOCKER? PEOPLE WEARING SOCKS AND SEEING WHO CAN SHOUT GOBBEDLYGOOK THE LOUDEST? SNOOKER? WHAT??!
if you're tired of spanking the monkey...
first you have to find a partner
if the partner is unwilling you might have to forcibly carry him
you start by giving a massage...
then getting all touchy-feely and exploratory.
exchange lots of kisses too.
offer to go down under.
erm. self explanatory.
enough of foreplay! let's get to the action!
some spanking if you fancy.
and then back to the passionate action
different positions! some horseplay here!
more passionate stuff.
you might want to call in more friends for more fun
ohhhhhh....
you ready to go another round?
beats watching alternative indie Japanese films doesn't it. ;)
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