Michelle Wie

“I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas.”

Robert Pattinson

“I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too.”

John Mayer

“F*ck i just fell off of my chair, slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. theres a dent in it now!”

Tila Tequila tweets about her skull cracking

“The revolutionary use of directed energy has the potential to attack multiple targets at the speed of light with Pure love!”

Spencer Pratt blabbers on Twitter