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Thursday, May 1
THE INAUGARAL 4A1 AWARDS
Good morning/afternoon/evening/whatever ladies, gentleman and martians...I today am proud to present to you one of the worst awards ceremony ever. Nominees for some categories are chosen from some cards that were used initially for a duty roster and are possibly totally not relevant to the award. And to avoid controversy I removed my name. So if the name of someone not very desirable comes up for the most handsome dude award don't puke. Let the (lame) show begin...
MOST HANDSOME DUDE AWARD
Clement
Choon Siang
Shuan Min
Ridhwan
Keng Yang
and the winner is..........Shuan Min
Just look at him. Long flowing hair. Tight-fit shirts. Woah.
MOST BEAUTIFUL BABE AWARD
Gordon
Bryan
Clement again (I seem to keep picking ur name)
Kwan Siang
Khairil Anuar
and the winner is..........Kwan Siang
Only 2 girls picked here..No 1 and 4..
MOST ATHLETIC PERSON AWARD
Mat Nur
Yi Wei
Xiuhui
Pei Jie
Shu Feng
and the winner(s) are..........Yi Wei/Mat Nur
disagreements between judges...1 wanted himself..
MOST LIKELY TO KILL YOU AWARD
Qun Kai (talks nonsense)
Poy Ling (attempts to poison ppl with sweets)
Tok (eh...chants curses)
Kelly (abuses mushrooms)
Clement (being nice)
and the winner is..........Clement
Never underestimate what being nice can do to harm you. Maybe Kelly should have won this.
MOST LIKELY TO WEAR PINK UNDIES AWARD
Roszaimy
Hariyani
Sheng Jin
Wee Ping
Wee Kit
and the winner is..........Sheng Jin
Pink undies are sexxxxay.
Judges: Monsieur Yiwei, Missy Yami, ME and The Grim Weeper. Bleah. Part 2 of this lame stuff tommorrow.
*INTERMISSION*
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