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Saturday, August 9
Today is Singapore's whatstheyear National Day. Patriotism runs high. Flags are flying everywhere. Everybody's wearing a cheap red shirt from Giordano to mark the occasion. Who cares. I come from Planet No. 38764 in the universe. My last visitor was The Little Prince. I'm gonna propose another holiday.
Yay yay
I'm a computer idiot
Yay yay
I'm a computer idiot
Someone tell me what this cable is for
where does it go
Someone tell me what this UFO thing is
what does it do
How do I program something using C++
someone tell me
How do I get this Visual Basic script to run
someone tell me
Why can't my router route routes
How, someone tell me how
Why is my Internet connection so unstable
How, someone tell me how
I'm only good in HTML and Microsoft Office
Why that's why I'm able to write this
I'm a computer idiot
Why that's why I'm going yay yay
Because I'm not a nerd.
NERDS SUCK!!! *ANTI-NERD DAY*
I hereby declare 9th August to be International Anti-Nerd Day. Whoopee. I order you, the reader, to bash a nerd if you see one today. If the police catch you then it's not my fault. It's....umm...er...ah! It's Michael Jackson's fault. Happy National Day though if you have patriotism in your blood. =)
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