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Saturday, March 27

Uncle Kok
ASK UNCLE KOK

"What is 1+1 in electronics?" - tok

1+1 in electronics is 10. why? 2 in electronics is represented as 10 as 2/2 mod 0 remainder 1 this reading up it would be 10. binary 10 is 2 as 2^0 * 0 + 2^1 * 1 = 2. Represented in an 8 bit binary processor incl. sign bit it would appear as 00000010 and it will not result in overflow. represented in a 16-bit processor incl. sign bit it would appear as 0000000000000010. Overflow happens when the number is to big to be represented by the processor and the computer will return error or go 'kaput'. Actually no they don't go 'kaput'. They go 'beep' or 'tehhhhh' or 'yahoo' or hang on you and you end up banging the keyboard or pulling out your hair just because your computer is going 'beep'. Or 'yahoo'. Okay I think nobody understood what I just wrote because even I can't understand what I just blabbered.

"I found smelly undies! HOW?!" - wahahaha
"I have smelly undies! HOW?!" - too lazy to type

check if they're from Calvin Klein. I just heard that Calvin Klein underwears and bras are the softest around so if it's not from Calvin Klein throw it away. Alternatively you can watch the video if you can't see it here. Which will probably be the case.




"pigs have orgasms for 30 mins. commmment!" - mcafar

when pigs have orgasms they sound like this.

okay that sounded disgusting.


"how to clear my email" - Uncle Kok



"I'm SO cuter than u!! HOW??!" - bellee

HMMMPH! naughty bobosaurus...

"aasd" - too lazy to type

WRONG LAH. It's a-b-c-d.