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Thursday, March 10
i think there's generally a few main types of girls in the world
serious girls
scary girls
happy girls
normal girls
unhappy girls
sporty girls
funny girls
disgusting girls
sexy girls
boring girls
sluts, bitches, whores, etc
serious girls
Business-y, lawyer-ly, beautiful tall leggy girls fall into this category. They, in the prim and proper stuffy office attire, all that business jargon and all that office politics schtick. They're talk with a sharp edge to a voice. They're not warm at all. All they care about is their work and getting stressed up all the time isn't exactly appealing. Either that or they're taller than the guy or far too beautiful till they seem intimidating. They're no fun.
scary girls
Scary girls are different. But I don't like them too. These girls are usually mad. They're crazy. They're like the weather. One minute they can be a Serious girl. The next minute they can be an Unhappy girl and yelling at you just because they didn't like you looking at them. Either that or all they know is shopping and shopping and buying shoes. I admit guys will never understand why girls need 1001 shoes and 1001 bags but these crazy girls need 10001 shoes and 10001 bags. And 1000001 tops and skirts. They're scary. Girls who go clubbing every other day or those who yell "AYUMI!" or "JAY!" or "GUANTANAMERA!" are scary too.
happy girls
Happy girls. These are bouncy, ditzy, loud, cute girls. Everybody loves them. You love them, I love them, they love them, everybody loves them, nobody hates them. Just talking to them can make you happy. They have so much energy! You just want to hug and kiss them but that would be rather inappropriate for guys. And if another girl started hugging and kissing these Happy girls they would become a Unhappy girl. Happy girls are easy to please. They love art and keep diaries. Boys just love them. They're so polite and good natured, and they really appreciate every little thing you do. They never get upset! They're smiling even when they're supposed to be angry! Oh you get the idea.
normal girls
I have no idea what a Normal girl is like.
unhappy girls
Unhappy girls. a la Avril Lavigne, Emily Strange, Annie Lennox. They always seem to have problems. They're always angry. All the time they're complaining, wearing black looking perpetually angry or depressed. Everytime they're moaning something like, 'I have personal problems', 'I feel sick', 'I'm hungry', 'my thong is flossing my ass', 'the weather is too hot' etc. They keep scolding you. I don't know about butches and lesbians but they seem perpetually pissed to me too. They hate their parents, they hate boys, they hate George W. Bush, they hate Osama, they hate Mickey Mouse, they hate everybody and everything. They're into Wicca, voodoo, tarot cards, tattoos and piercings, Marilyn Manson, computer programming all that unhappy, dark, scary stuff. They're just not happy.
sporty girls
Sporty girls! Many boys go gaga over these bronzed girls. They're very very alluring with their shorts, jerseys, boardshorts and bikinis. And boys do connect easier and better with these girls when they're interested in some sport. Like soccer. Guys do like it when a girl doesnt moan or interrupt when a soccer match is on and help in cheering instead. Guys do it like too when he can say something like "THAT ARSENAL PLAYER PIRES WAS CONFIRM OFFSIDE!!!! F*CKING REFEREE ANDERS FRISK!!!" and girls can understand perfectly and share sentiments. Guys like seeing girls in bikinis in the first place anyway. But girls who buy everything Roxy has are Scary girls
funny girls
Funny girls are girls that are funny. Like Missy Elliot who I think sings weird songs. They take weird photos of them in funny poses, they hide people's shoes, they box and pinch you, they scream in class for no reason, they talk rubbish and laugh hysterically, they're daring, they're fun to be with. Some funny girls wear funny clothes too. Like horizontally striped tops and vertically striped shorts to school, with mistchmatching green and pink ankle socks. These funny girls are the 'on' bunch - they're up for anything! Funny girls also know how to act well. They're the best people to look for when you want to pull someone's leg because they have lots of crazy ideas. Funny girls tend to like big bangle earrings and oddly colored socks.
disgusting girls
Disgusting girls don't shave. Or they're too fat and big. They're not exactly pleasing to the eye. You get the idea. They're not the pick of the bunch obviously and this is a mean category to put them into but these have to end up somewhere don't they? For some reason lots of Sexy girls aspire to be in this category by constantly asking guys "Do I look fat?" or "Do I look ugly" or "Do I look like an auntie". NO YOU DO NOT. You are not and never will be a Disgusting girl. and no guy is going to commit suicide anyway by saying "Yes" even if they think you're the most awful person to look at because then most girls turn into a Scary one and guys are much more scared of those kind of girls than Disgusting ones.
sexy girls
Sexy girls are the opposite of Disgusting girls. They're the desirable ones, although not in the same vein as the tanned Sporty ones. They're the ones concerned about dolling themselves up and forever losing weight. Ask them about beauty products and they can rattle off moisturizers, cleansers, scrubs, face masks, toners, exfoliators, mascara, foundation all that. They also have keen eyes for finding their small little tubes of beauty products. The other day someone asked me to help pick up some 'whitening sunscreen moisturizer' and I had a hard time finding that little tube.
"Okay no this is the wrong moisturizer, that area is eyeshadow, this is some mysterious cream, that's another mysterious cream, maybe on the next shelf, ah no here's the hair removal stuff already..." However these girls tend to have confidence, are the most liberal and snazziest dressers.
boring girls
Boring girls are quiet. They're content to sit there doing their work silently and let life pass by. They're efficient, but rather unassertive, and I tend to think of them as people who make up the numbers sometimes. I mean, they're valuable people, but they're people whom you'll forget once you lose contact with them. The ones you're not close with I suppose. The ones too distant to classify as one of the other types. Aiya I'm lazy to type already please let me off its 3.21am...boring girls are just....boring.
sluts, bitches, whores, etc
we all know how these girls are like
I like Funny girls. I like the fact that they do wacky stuff and make me smile. I hope I can marry a Funny girl someday.
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