Ah, today I had the bright idea of trawling through some of the questions that were sent in...some from a few years back...
We have the chiding ones...
Why are there people with different characteristic? Why are there lame people like u? - too lazy to type Can you stop being so lame?!! Haha... - too lazy to type kok, why u so cock? - joreen =) fuck u la kok - bern STUPID KOK - KOK!!
the slightly creepy ones...
u look kinda handsome, has anyone told u this b4? - u never wanna noe hello. are you gay? - monster How to grow pubic hair longer - Alan im a submissive puppy. spank me. - too eager to type
a few from delusional people...
change this will you? - jeanette aw change this will you? - michelle chia change this will you? - jade seah
and then we have:
I'm bored at work. what to do? - bored-at-work
Ok, this was an actual game my colleagues and I played:
1. Find some objects and balance them on the cubicle divider 2. Steal stress balls from someones desk 3. Stand a cubicle away and hit those objects! Whoever hits the most objects wins...and doesn't have to go around looking for the balls! 4. Apologise to the guy sitting at the desk behind the divider 5. Carry on until you can't find any of the balls 78. Act dumb when someone goes around the office asking, "Have you seen my stress balls?"
egg first or chicken? very important question - kill the kok
Archaeologists at the University of Nowhere have recently made an amazing discovery into their research on this eternal question.
While speaking to an old man living in the mountains in Kazakhstan, they discovered he was actually a dinosaur. Trying to stay awake, the brave archaeologists listened to him tell long stories about how dinosaurs roamed Earth millions of years ago.
One of the archaeologists managed to stay awake and documented that there was a T-Rex which went by the name of DJ Rexy. Tons of female T-Rexes went gaga over him, but he only had his eyes and heart set on the one on the sky.
One day, when DJ Rexy was walking around looking for a triceratops to eat, he looked up and saw this beautiful pterodactyl flying above him. The pterodactyl's name was Miranda and had the most amazing hair, eyes and mouth. Ok, technically, what he was more interested in were the pink Body by Victoria Ultrasmooth Bikini undies from Victoria's Secret she was wearing.
Against the law of nature, they fornicated. Shock! Horror! Out came a little baby! They named their baby Chicken.
DJ Rexy had asked his mother what he should name his daughter and the first thing his mother said was "Get out of my KITCHEN!". Rexy was a little deaf - they didn't have headphones for DJs in those days - and had heard only the last word, which he thought was Chicken.
Chicken made her way to Japan somehow and found her true love - another dinosaur guy who was a mix between a T-Rex and pterodactyl. He was rather small and short though, being Asian. They fornicated and over the millions of years the offspring gradually became smaller till the size that they are today.
