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Friday, March 14
Some more spectacular football stuff I want to keep for memories so bear with me if you're not into football. My interest in football has been revitalised after playing some football in a very long time.
"Youse are all f*cking idiots." - Sir Alex Ferguson
Typical response from the Man Utd manager to a question whereby he does not know the answer
"Fergie's Butt Worry" - The Mirror
Worse headline ever. Butt is a football player
"Wilkinson: More Of The Same Please" - Sunderland official site
They want Wilko to stay?
“Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu” - Sir Bobby Robson
Oh dear.
“We used to have Shaka Hislop on our books but I've never heard of Shakira. Is she a singer?”
“Home advantage gives you an advantage”
“He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg - he’s always had one but now he’s got two”
“Everyone's got tough games coming up. Man Utd have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Man Utd and Leeds have got Leeds”
All from the beloved Sir Bobby Robson
Womawio - Jonathon Woss Descwiption of certain famous 'Bwazilian Stwiker'.
Wise, Dennis - Small creature who does not like cab drivers, teammates who beat him at cards or Christmas gifts involving teddy bears and vibrators.
Vialli, Gianluca - Slap-headed, school uniform-sporting Italian much loved by all and sundry but unceremoniously axed by Basher Bates, perhaps for breaking with Chelsea tradition and actually winning some trophies.
Zidane, Zinedine - Greatest, most expensive player in the modern game. Worst, least expensive haircut in the modern world.
Z, Row - Standard destination for thunderbolt free-kick from Roberto Carlos, clearance from non-nonsense centre-half such as Gareth Southgate and shot at all from a Sunderland player.
Uruguay - South American country famed for winning World Cup twice, hosting the first tournament, being incredibly dirty and having a name that Homer thought was pronounced "You are gay".
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