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Friday, May 2
THE INAUGARAL 4A1 AWARDS
ahh....hello there...now don't run away or try to press the back button on your browser now...part 2 of the inaugural $A!....that didn't appear too well...looks like SAI...and sai is something else....bleargh...the inaugural 4A1 awards. Nominees are chosen at random through selecting duty roster cards with possibly and totally no relevance to the award. I am also in no way responsible if your computer crashes or explodes due to noise pollution below.
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TEACHER WITH BEST BODY AWARD
Ms Ho Yok Fong
Mr Tay Kim Seng
Ms Halizah
Mrs Tan Bee Bee
Mr Joel Chia
and the winner is..........Ms Ho
Ho ho ho (pun intended)...I didn't choose this..
MOST CLUMSY PERSON AWARD
Gordon
Pei Jie
Shu Feng
Farishah
Eugene
and the winner is.........Pei Jie
People don't call him Pah Jiao for nothing. Maybe they do call him for nothing. Blah.
SPECIAL ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Choke
Siew Ching
Saiful
Wilson
Velda
and the winner is.........Choke
People who win this award are supposed to be old and sitting at home smoking a pipe and patting a cat.
MOST IRRITATING NON-STUDENT AWARD
Mdm Kaveri (ultra-rude Indian clerk)
Mdm Pooi (cleaner with mushroom hairstyle)
Sissy Leong (clerk/pervert/nerd/martian/lunatic/asshole/whatever)
Mr Hang Kim Hoo (school clown)
Chandra (bowling ball with legs)
and the winner is.........Sissy Leong
Just because...
BEST FASHION SENSE AWARD
Mr Nazar
Ms Shelley Low
Ms Foo Wan Yueh
Ms Mari Chan
Mr Ng Han Ming
and the winner is.........Ms Mari Chan
Well you can't really debate here...one wears orange socks, one wears lime green skirts, one, well, is atrocious and the last one wears shorts that are far too small for him. Oh dear.
BEST PENCIL CASE AWARD
Zhongwei
Kah Hwee
Jun Yong
Jia Ying
Xiuhui
Roszaimy (by request)
and the winner is.........Roszaimy (by request)
By request.
MOST MEMORABLE EVENT AWARD
Pasir Ris chalet/BBQ
Sentosa Beach outing
Int'l Friendship Day Dance
Speech Day
Jun Yong sitting facing a wall and talking to himself
and the winner is.........Jun Yong sitting facing a wall and talking to himself
You remember that vividly, don't you? People eating cake and taking photos well he..er...sits and talks to himself.
LE GRAND AWARD
Pei Shan the prefect
Clement the Chairman
Roszaimy the top student
Auntie Susan the photocopy lady
Mrs Justina Gan the class parent
and the winner is.........Mrs Justina Gan
For all the things she's done for us.
That's all folks.
Judges: Kelly*, The Grim Weeper, The Kok, Xiuhui the Pulchritudinous
***APPLAUSE (IF ANY), WAVE YOUR HANDS, CRY, WHATEVER, END***
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