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Sunday, August 10
Okay...I wanted to write a dirty caption for this picture but I think I won't do it because it'll probably disgust some people. Now don't be shocked 'cos I can talk about a wide range of things...that day this 60+ old man was asking me about condoms and how to use them (!)...I don't know what's wrong with him...still a virgin at 60 and your first time at such a YOUNG age huh? I don't have any experience with these stuff and the only time I actually touched these things were at a tuition centre and when one of my classmates (Yiwei) brought them to school. And at a Japanese store...when I picked up 1 packet...I thought they were sweets! I don't understand Japanese and there were like what? Strawberries on the packaging? So I opened the packet and I was thinking why is the sweet so flat...and then I realise they're condoms. Woooot.
Hmm...5 people called me handsome *bish* today...something wrong here...and like 10 people I don't know called my name today. I don't know how many people know me...but it can get really embarrasing when people call you and you don't know what's their name. Ah see...see the effects of being able to talk about a wide range of stuff...from condoms to Powerpuff girls...now so many people know me and I don't know whatstheirname. Maybe I have amnesia.
Now don't be shocked about me talking about Powerpuff girls...Bubbles is cute...Blossom's hair isn't nice...and that time I actually went to buy Powerpuff girls water bottles with a friend (Alan)....well not exactly because I have a crush on Bubbles or what...I went to buy all 3 girls...more because they were the cheapest around. Powerpuff girls stuff are cheap. Yup. But the water wasn't nice. Waste money.
Now I really hate when people sign into MSN or the IRC and immediately set their status to 'Away'...I don't want to name names here but it kinda pisses me off when I see people signing in and immediately setting their status to 'Away' or 'Busy'...then why sign in in the first place?! If you're busy then why bother to chat with people! That status thing is overused and abused by people. So irritating. And a lot of people are complaining/commending about the pictures I use for my MSN. Wheee.....so happy.
Now what else can I talk about...oh yah...football...sorry if you have no interest and don't understand what's after the full stop at the end of this sentence. Football. adad gad gadg. hshjs fhjf svvsdv, cnaodiufh, iouoiu jlkhs snkf 987 lhsbsm nja yaaa nake-d miohbn ball. Asre Combbe jefffffre yahoo whor gaoooooooooooool! 2 4-5 3-90. aftf pana tick whor ik 90-3+17/5/5-1_1. Yeow.
Roughly translated that means:
Man Utd have won the Charity Shield after beating Arsenal 4-3 on penalties. The 2 sides were locked 1-1 at full time and Scholes, Ferdinand, Forlan and Solskjaer converted their penalties. Francis Jeffers was sent off for Arsenal for running too much and kicking other people. Sol Campbell should also have been sent off for thinking the match was a WWF/E match. I expect Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger to say "This trophy is useless" or "I did not zee the incident" or something like that in tomorrow's papers. Sore loser. Yeow.
Yeow. Somebody familiar's surname. Now who's surname is that....ahhh...never mind...I'll wait for that person to call me then I figure out what's his/her/it 's name.
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