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Thursday, March 17
it is very easy to categorise the different types of guys
ass
assholes
bigger assholes
even bigger assholes
ass
this is the fundamental category. there are no good guys. Girls worldwide from Afghanistan ("??????? ????!") to Iraq ("SADDAM SUCKS!") to Zimbabwe ("Ngkung Buckui!") have proclaimed that there are 'no good guys in this world', much to the irritation of us guys. Look, we held the door open for you okay! We pulled out the chair! Isn't that nice enough already??!
Anyway, every guy is an ass because they have an ass and are naughty by nature. And every guy, being naughty, probably has masturbated before and is thus guilty of murder. Masturbation is murder! They have murdered millions of innocent sperm cells that could produce more asses with their fantasies!
assholes
Guys who are an asshole usually irritate others. Male Chauvinistic Pigs (MCPs) go into here because they rule the office like a pig would do and irritate the whole office. Males like Superman go into here too because he irritates and gives fashion critics heart attacks by wearing his underwear outside, and gives hygiene junkies heart attacks too by never changing his underwear. Flying around in the air and destroying civilian buidings for no reason while fighting some monster when just kicking the monster in the balls would have sufficed is also irritating behaviour. Any other boy or Ah Beng you know who has worn a pink tee out goes into here too.
bigger assholes
your friendly class nerd, flirts, gay boys, metrosexuals, George W. Bush and his friends go into here. Essentially the more 'jialat' or handsome ones. Guys which girls think are cute and get all the attention from them go into here too.
Jon Jonsson - some Manhunt winner whatever
Guys, which one of you think he's handsome??
he's crap isn't he.
HE'S A WUSS!!!!!!!!! (more pictures)
GORGEOUS MY FOOT!!
I THINK HE LOOKS LIKE A FOOT ACTUALLY!!!
there!
Gay boys warrant a place here simply because I'm homophobic and I don't like the way they talk. And metrosexuals tend to be skincare whores. If there's one at a department store beauty counter and they see me they'll go "Oh boyyy, this cream will help make your skin more beauuutiful" and that makes me angry so they go into here too. Look, we are guys, and even though you all say using moisturizer is good (and I have one at home) we buffoons are too clumsy and disgusting to use your stupid moisturizer! Stop promoting your moisturizer to us guys! We think Coke is a moisturizer!
They say "treat nerds well, you will work for one next time" which I think is rubbish because they don't have the authority honestly, but they score top marks everytime and make the rest of us guys who are busy being clumsy and disgusting look bad and get earfuls from our parents, and therefore are bigger assholes too.
George and his good friends Osama and Saddam go into here also purely because they talk loads of rubbish on TV.
even bigger assholes
stupid lecturers who downgrade you just because you're late for class go here.
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