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Declaration
Thursday, September 15
Today I found myself in a karaoke room of all places with 4 happy goons who for some reason kept picking songs probably nobody except people in Kyrgyzstan have heard before. After emerging from that room 4 hours later and discovering that Aerosmith's I Don't Want To Miss A Thing is a great song to give you a sore throat, I have this to say.
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I WILL WHACK WHOEVER CUTS MY BEATLES OR BEE GEES SONGS DURING KARAOKE SESSIONS
I KNOW I CAN'T SING BUT LET ME FINISH YESTERDAY OR NIGHT FEVER AT LEAST!!! DAMNIT
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