kokkai

a message from 98801127.
Tuesday, April 19


handphone in pic is actual size! my hp's kinda big eh

i received this sms, which reads "HI! CAN B UR FREN". i don't know about you when you recieve unsolicted messages but usually i ignore them even though i'm quite happy because i hardly receive any smses. my classmate and i decided to reply out of curiosity, and wanted to 'play' him intially. let's call the person who sent this sms "bloodywanker".

Cha: i be fren
bloodywanker: whose tis?
bloodywanker: who lah!
bloodywanker: eh who lah! Tel me
*bloodywanker calls, we don't pick up*
bloodywanker: Eh! Tel me lah?Who is tis plz
Cha: dun wan lar i shy
bloodywanker: Than tel me who is tis dont b shy lah!
Cha: peter chen
bloodywanker: r u a gurl or a boy
Cha: boy
bloodywanker: k bye dont sms me anymore

later, using a different number,

Kok: i be your fren too
bloodywanker: who is tis?
bloodywanker: eh!who is tis lar tell me plz
bloodywanker: Wat is ur name r u a gurl or boy
Kok: dino chen
bloodywanker: r u a gurl or a boy
Kok: i'm a girl
bloodywanker: hi wan 2 meet up?

you dont send out smses asking people to be 'ur fren' and then insisting on knowing the gender of the respondents, and saying bye once its a guy. i wish i could defend this guy by saying 'i'm a guy myself i don't really need more pals soccer kakis etc' but the way the messages are phrased are too damning. i'll go ahead and blast this guy just because i'm not very happy these few days, so if you don't like rants you can skip everything below :]

--- rant which i typed in caps intially but then converted everything to lowercase cos i had problems reading through it myself ---

@!&$#@&! bloody wanker you bloody full of shit pervert looking for girls to shag huh. bloody hell look at the way your sms is phrased 'are you a gurl or boy' you asked gurl first and was so insistent on knowing our gender the moment we answer 'boy' you lose your interest

bloody interested in girls are you pervert?
you just want to rape them tie them up suck them or do whatever creepy thing with your sadistic misogynist fantasies. and i never knew peterrrrrr chen was androgynous till some sick wanker like you cant figure out if its a guy or girls name

youre probably one of those skinny like me beady eyed chao ah bengs with a small wrinkly dick who think they can get into a girls heart and panties by wearing pink to show how sensitive you are with your bleached slimy hair whatever and treating them nice for a few days to get them to be your girlfriend and dumping them once you've fucked them! asshole

must be my suay day to kena smses from a sick wanker. see lar now i'll probably get a 'C' for today's class, which is probably deserved seeing how dumb I am. what was I expecting.