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Kok Word of the Day.
Wednesday, June 15
squick
1. a gross mispronounciation of squid
2. a meaningless combination of squid and quick
Hello everybody, today's Kok Word of the Day is brought to you by Teo Wee Ping!
We were playing UNO and poker after he had his dinner at Mos Burger and being the oxymoron that he is he couldn't pronounce his words properly. Being the half-deaf old man that I am I couldn't hear what he was saying clearly too.
wee: "what's that thing ah...arh...squick!!!"
kok: "wha....what? what squee? what's a squee?"
wee: "no...squick!"
kok: "what squee?!"
wee: "NO. SQUICK!"
kok: "WHAT SQUICK? SQUID AH?"
wee: "YAR! SQUICK!"
kok: "then say squid lar!! what sqee."
wee: "I said squid what!"
kok: "no you said sqee and squick!"
wee: "i didn't!"
kok: "you did!"
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wee: "you have hearing problems and need to dig your ears."
kok: "if keng yang was here he would have said you said 'squick' too."
wee: "that's because he's always against me!"
And there we have it! The Kok Word of the Day! Use it today! e.g. You blur squick! You're as blur as a squick! Use it today! Again!
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