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what kind of armpit do you have?
Thursday, June 23
Armpits are disgusting by nature. They stink, they smell, they have ugly hair growing there. Why there?! It's like when God or some mutated chicken created man they had some extra hair to go round after putting some on the head and some on the privates to 'keep them warm' and then they thought:
"Let's see, I don't want to waste these extra hair roots...where should I put them? Should I put some on the hand? No...they can't touch anything then. Should I put them on the elbows? Looks funny. I know! I'll stuff them under the armpits where not many people can see them!" But this entry is not about the disgusting topic of armpit hair. Armpit hairs are like little monsters with bad breath. This entry is about the types of armpits that you see! Over the years I have noticed people's armpits and that there are many different kinds of armpits! Some are nice, some are ugly and today I will examine the common armpits for everybody to know about. And for this I have professional models from Manhunt modeling their armpits for you! Say yay!
1. No Armpit Lines
I think these kind of armpits are young armpits. They don't have too many extra fats there. These are slim and nice armpits! They look neat! They look good! Verygood! And hello girls, LOOK AT HIS ARMPIT!!! NOT HIS BODY OR FACE!!! JON JONSSON'S ARMPIT!!!!!
2. One Armpit Line
These type of armpits have ONE single deep armpit line running. This means they probably have a moderate amount of fat there. Which is why the extra fat has resulted in an extra fold, which has resulted in an extra line appearing, which has resulted in another different kind of armpit, which has resulted into the One Armpit Line kind of armpit, which has resulted in a not so nice armpit.
3. Lots Of Armpit Lines
These type of armpits have lots of lines. You probably have too much fats at the armpit and need to do more armpit farts. It looks hideous. IT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER!!! THIS GUY'S ARMPIT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH
now seriously, it doesn't really look like a monster. IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG FAT HIDEOUS UGLY MONSTER IS RESIDING AT YOUR ARMPIT!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
4. Ugly Armpit
it looks kinda ugly to me. This armpit is worse then the armpit above! It looks like Godzilla!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
5. Rubber Armpit
this kind of armpits are hard to identify. Sometimes they have No Armpit Lines, something they have One Armpit Lines, sometimes they have many armpit lines, you can't really tell. You need constant observation of the person's armpits to notice if he or she has a dynamic armpit like this that changes whenever their arm is in a certain position etc. Or they simply look like a combination of some of the other armpits. They can have a right armpit that looks very nice with no lines and a left armpit that looks like a monster. Now this guy should really work out that bit more before joining some gay contest like Manhunt don't you think. Imagine how disappointed the gays are! I bet they're all saying "Oooh, nice perky ass, cute face, great complexion, but oh really, THAT body needs some work on it. And interesting rubber armpits."
6. Old Armpit
Your armpit looks worn out. Your armpit lines don't look like lines, they look like wrinkles. Your armpit looks tired! Your armpit looks worn out! Your armpit looks like it should belong on a 60 year old man! This guy looks like a Calvin Klein model though. But then again, Calvin Klein models don't have old armpits!!!
You need a new armpit!
And there we have it. The different types of armpits you will see! I wanted to end this entry by putting up a picture of some guy flying through the air in a shopping cart but I think I'll save that for next time. Instead, we will do a recap! Say yay!
What kind of armpit does this guy have?
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